Neat 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Member ID: 3,275 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 321 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 5,171 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,845 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 27/03/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2010 Birthday: 22/05/1980 Share Posted October 12, 2008 (edited) okay so this is pretty funny Scroll down and look at the words associated with the month you were born, The day you were born & what colour Shirt you are wearing .... Then Paste your sentence in a new post .... Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I karate chopped April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbour 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------ - a smurf 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an iPod 29-------a surfer 30-------a homeless guy 31-------a llama Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy .Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can. Other----------because I'm a Ninja! None----------because I can't control myself! :I jumped on, Chuck Norris, Because I am cool like that :rofl: Edited October 12, 2008 by Neat Link to comment
krosp 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Member ID: 4,621 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 95 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 777 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 4,955 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 28/08/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 10, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I kicked a snowman because I think I need some serious help. Link to comment
Neat 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Member ID: 3,275 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 321 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 5,171 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,845 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 27/03/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2010 Birthday: 22/05/1980 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 :rofl: :rofl: .... That was a good one Link to comment
Elly 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Member ID: 1,641 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 414 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 15,350 Content Per Day: 2.22 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 99,335 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/10/05 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I danced your mom because I am cool like that Link to comment
maesie 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Member ID: 3,838 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4,386 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 27,580 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 18/11/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2013 Birthday: 20/04/1979 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I licked a baseball bat because that's how I roll! Link to comment
**KAZ** 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Member ID: 1,976 Group: Site Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 521 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 25,294 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 152,977 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 24/01/06 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 6, 2015 Birthday: 07/01/1956 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I kicked my mobile phone because I'm a ninja Link to comment
thk 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Member ID: 3,445 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 55 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 400 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 2,730 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 29/05/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 18, 2010 Birthday: 17/08/1948 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I had lunch with your mom because the voices told me to Link to comment
CaspersRose 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Member ID: 2,008 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 560 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 3,390 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/02/06 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 19, 2010 Birthday: 01/05/1981 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I jumped on a birdbath because I'm sexy and do what I want! Link to comment
**Liv** 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Member ID: 3,771 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 147 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 6,621 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 39,450 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 23/10/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 8, 2014 Birthday: 09/04/1911 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I licked my best friends boyfriend because i am sexy and do what i want Link to comment
Neat 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Member ID: 3,275 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 321 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 5,171 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,845 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 27/03/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2010 Birthday: 22/05/1980 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 OMG! That was funny as .. Link to comment
birdluv 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Member ID: 2,137 Group: Global Moderators Followers: 0 Topic Count: 144 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4,842 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,670 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 14/03/06 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 30, 2018 Birthday: 06/04/1978 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I licked a gangster because I'm NOT crazy :chickendance: Link to comment
Sunnie 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Member ID: 3,666 Group: B.B.C Club Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,470 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8,830 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/09/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10, 2013 Birthday: 20/01/1966 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I kicked a baseball bat because I am awesome!! Link to comment
brittanya932 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Member ID: 4,488 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 232 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1,685 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/07/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 2, 2015 Birthday: 13/04/1995 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I licked a fireman because I think I need some serious help. :mellow: Link to comment
maesie 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Member ID: 3,838 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4,386 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 27,580 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 18/11/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2013 Birthday: 20/04/1979 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I licked a fireman because I think I need some serious help. :mellow: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I like that one!!! Link to comment
Neat 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Member ID: 3,275 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 321 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 5,171 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,845 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 27/03/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2010 Birthday: 22/05/1980 Author Share Posted October 13, 2008 OMG, these are just too funny, I am falling of my seat with laughter Link to comment
deb 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Member ID: 3,867 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 198 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1,737 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 11,910 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23, 2011 Birthday: 25/09/1970 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I danced with a football player because I'm AWESOME! Link to comment
Neat 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Member ID: 3,275 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 321 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 5,171 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,845 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 27/03/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2010 Birthday: 22/05/1980 Author Share Posted October 13, 2008 - Link to comment
birdluv 0 Posted October 14, 2008 Member ID: 2,137 Group: Global Moderators Followers: 0 Topic Count: 144 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4,842 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,670 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 14/03/06 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 30, 2018 Birthday: 06/04/1978 Share Posted October 14, 2008 :hap: :bump: :rofl: :rofl: :hap: Link to comment
bird_paradise 0 Posted October 17, 2008 Member ID: 4,298 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 95 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 804 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 5,615 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 25/04/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 18, 2010 Birthday: 09/11/1994 Share Posted October 17, 2008 I kicked my best friends boyfriend because I think I need some serious help! ha ha Link to comment
mysixbabies 0 Posted October 24, 2008 Member ID: 3,449 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 987 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 5,965 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 30/05/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 3, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2008 i ran over my best friends boyfreind because i can!!! poor guy Link to comment
JimmyBanks 0 Posted October 24, 2008 Member ID: 4,130 Group: Site Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 112 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4,370 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 25,112 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/03/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 1, 2015 Birthday: 12/02/1982 Share Posted October 24, 2008 I loved, a banana, because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Link to comment
the pie 0 Posted October 24, 2008 Member ID: 2,384 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,172 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 7,460 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/06/06 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 27, 2012 Birthday: 25/08/1981 Share Posted October 24, 2008 arghhahahahahaha how did I miss this.... I had lunch with a football player because thats how I roll..... Link to comment
JimmyBanks 0 Posted October 25, 2008 Member ID: 4,130 Group: Site Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 112 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4,370 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 25,112 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/03/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 1, 2015 Birthday: 12/02/1982 Share Posted October 25, 2008 haha Link to comment
budgiegirl 0 Posted December 10, 2008 Member ID: 4,686 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 38 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 123 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1,020 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 23/09/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 7, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I smelled my sister cause "m sexy and I do what I want. Link to comment
Guest DrNat Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I had lunch with my neighbour because I'm not crazy. Far out, that is probably the only sentence that is totally boring out of all the possibilities! Link to comment
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