NickNack

If you asked some nice person/friend you know to come & take a look at it & see if they can fix it ... you could offer them some tea or coffee & some lovely Chocolatey Mud Cake in exchange for their helpful service. If I was near you .... your washing machine would be FIXED & you'd be busy trying to replace all the MUD CAKE I ate after your Washing Machine Repair was done.

The cute little Newby, singing & dancing & showing off for the Camera. Checking out the new surroundings ! Not too Shabby here(he thinks) Saucy Face decided to go over to Spanky's cage & try & steal his mirror ring bells. She doesn't like the Spanky. She likes to bite his toes & hurt him. Saucy's attempt at chewing the cage bars & destroying the newby's house. SHE WANTS THE MIRROR RING BELLS ... SHE LOVES MIRROR RING BELLS ! GIMME DA MIRROR RING BELLS NOW !

''THUD !" <----- sound of Nick Nack falling over dead at the cute pictures of the baby possum. So Mel ... whatchu gonna do on your Wedding Day ? Hold the baby in a pouch smuggled in the folds of your Wedding Dress ? You can't just leave him alone to fend for himself. Gotta surrogatet MOM lined up ? I'd be willing to take over for you but I will be too busy eating mud cake to breast feed the baby. Sigh ... so cutes. Gotta get me a tuberculosis shot & crash a wedding ... !

Frontwards backwards its all CAKE TO ME ... MORE PLEASE ! '' Oh Neat. You look Lovely today ... JUST LOVERLY ! ''

That's pretty cool ! It looks like a ghost . I wonder what she was thinking when she was flying. '' WAIT ! I CAN'T SEE ! WHERE'S MY HEAD ? OH MAN ! A LITTLE HELP HERE PLEASE MOM ! ''

Sillys ! You should have had a ''Yawning Picture Caption Contest.'' Now you wasted the pics.

Judging by the baby's bib ... this should say. MY BABY ATE A DINGO !

What ? Jordan ? What ? Timmy fell in the Well ? Can you show me where Timmy is Jordan ? Atta girl Jordan ! Your the best budgie EVER !

Maesie ... you need a double dose of my special medicine. Get your penny's together. This is gonna cost you but I will fix you up good. Oh ... you may have to sell a kidney if you want a total cure of this illness.

FAKE ! Excellent Photoshops. Love em. GIMME MORE !

I love George's look. He seems always like he is surprized & in shock.

I know of a Medical Professional who has medication available to you serious Budgie Buying Offenders. This medicine will leave you in a happy state of mind. Your eyes will cross & make you see double so you think you have more birds then you actually do. This will help curb your desire to get more birds as you will think you have WAYYYYYYYY TOO MANY NOW. Call today & have your money ready .... I will be standing by to take your orders.

OH MY ! White spot on nose. Floppy ears, droppy eyes, a little wobbly when walks. AND SHE CHEWS POOH ! Great toy for her to chew on. She is cute ! I will be over to steal her later.

That is some cute babie. He was searching for some nippi there. FEED HIM ! HE STARVING ! Good luck with him MB. You're doing great so far !

Problem Solved !

Silly Wabbit. Tricks are for Kids !

HEY ! Isn't someone suppose to provide some cake, cookies & beverages at these meetings ? I am hungry & hung over & need some sustenance. FEED ME PLEASE ... OR I MAY BUY A BUDGIE. STOP THE MADNESS !!!

This is how I obtained Saucy Face & Weebil, just 2 small victims of a Hoarder or Collector. The man had budgies, tiels, robins, seagulls, pigeons & more all stuffed into his bedroom, in a 1 bedroom apartment in the middle of the city. No perches. Just shelves for the birds to sit on or hide. He dropped food on the floor for them, usually old bread & sometimes seeds. Can you imagine the smell & noise dirt & debris, feathers & bugs from hundreds of birds in this small room ? The man was mentally handicapped & seemed to have slipped under the Health System & no one knew of the mans living conditions or the conditions of the poor birds he housed in that room. You who have aviary's & huge yards with various animals are not hoarders. You are WHACKY Collectors (But the good kind !) The difference is you have a relationship with each & all of your animals & provide the best for them. You never collect & ignore. Collectors who have mental handicaps or illnesses don't provide for their animals as they become overwhelmed & miss that important point !

Beauty's Neat. I really like the Dom Pied Cobalt he's amazing ... in fact all of your budgies are gorgeous.

Beautys the lot of them, Throwback ... I like the spotty headed one. Good job.

Ain't you LISTENING MB ? WE NEED PICTURES ! Quit snorgling that puppy with smoochies & give us some photos !

My name is Nick. I can control my budgieholic cravings by drinking hard liquor excessively. I don't buy budgies. I get them given to me. I suppose I have a wee problem when it comes to budgies as I have never been able to turn down a bird that is a rescue or comes from a sad broken home or past. I have a big ole heart & soft spot for them messed up boids ! As I said ... grain alcohol is my only prevention from me buying more birds. I can't afford to drink & buy budgies. It's just not possible. Ever heard a budgie hiccup & sing, ''How Dry I am ?'' It's truly a blessed thing. Thank you for listening to my story. Donations will be greatly accepted, as I need to drown my sorrows from recently losing one of my more special budgie friends. I will set up a PayPal account to make donations more easy for you to assist me. Please note. NO Budgies will be purchased with your donations.

Very nice Elly. I bet they all had a great time. Wonderful float.

I agree with Neat. NO MORE BUDGIES FOR YOU. In fact Neat & I have called the local Pet shops & we have arranged to have the Pet Shop deliver any pet needs to you. FREE OF CHARGE. They will bring a catalogue to your home & you can order online or over the phone anything you like for your pets. Toys, food, treats, etc. But be warned. You cannot see any birds or other pets for sale in the catalogue. That part of the book will be banned from you seeing anything.

I think they are exciting pics. They are awesome. Thanks for sharing. Anytime you can fit a lovely Mulga Parrot in a cake box & send it to me I will be ever so happies. Yes indeedy doo !