Everything posted by Neat
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Budgie Won't Bond
Here is a link HOW TO POST A PICTURE This will tell you how to do it
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Breaky Time
Nope not canned they tatse yuck - I have tried it with the budgies too and they didn't eat as many ,,, I use the same veggies we eat they get ( this week) Birds eye lol mixed veg just peas, corn and carrotts I use canned sweet corn kernals ( mmmmm) they love them too ands Celery leaves and all ... I got this week to a treat for them it's Hickery and Something that looks like bok choy but isn't called that lol ..... PEAS and CORN are their favourite Mine aren't fruit eaters though lol
- Some New Pics
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My Aviary....start To Finish
O o o Me too can't wait for those pics
- Roxy And Tiny
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Kickboxing Hen Takes Lightweight Budgie Title In Last Night's Roun
Whould have been funny to see
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said:'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the *** she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fr!ggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ***, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End
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Evening Classes For Men!
WIC (Women In Charge) is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available
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Train Ticket
TRAIN TICKET Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. 'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the men. 'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women. They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please. The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges w ith a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!! 'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed man'. 'Watch and learn,' answer the women. When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please!!!' (I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women).
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Blonde Joke
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.' 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde . 'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist. 'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.' She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.' Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container .... 'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.
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Animal Hoarding
Just had a interesting read! Hoarding of Pets INCLUDING BIRDS http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/cal...1414218904.html Hmmm
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Budgieholics Anonymous
You lot are in the right place, it does sound like you all have a problem... Me I am still in denial , I mean I still don't have a problem .. "We admitted we were powerless over Budgies - that our lives had become unmanageable."
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Budgieholics Anonymous
- What's Wrong With That Bunny?
LOL- My New Little Friend
Oh Mb, I hope this one pulls through :budgiedance: ----- The past 2 weeks I have seen that many dead possums on the side of the roads its sooo sad!- Camera Happy
So yesterday I was a little camera happy here are some pics of the guys and gals in the Little avairy Prince Showtype dom pied cobalt / TCB Aviary shot Yep no green bums here The inspiration for my new siggy :budgiedance: One of the fledge bubba's Skyblue Normal Cock, having a snooze Skyblue Spangle cock Moderator’s Message emoticon symbols do NOT work in topic titles so edited out- Breaky Time
:budgiedance: Gotta have their vegies !- Budgieholics Anonymous
- Aviary Issues
okay so Dave, god bless his little cotton socks, has tried to figure a way to help prevent mice and rats getting to the avairy. He decided to tranfrom the dog pen into an avairy By cutting the poles and lifting the aviry and putting it on the cement that is in there .... Only problem there is the grinder broke LOL :budgiedance: and the tree has uplifted the cement in areas so this is a no go! Also the Privet would need to be cut down!!! But we have come to the conclusion that we will weld shet metal to the base! Cheaper then layer a Huge Butt slab of cement- Breaky Time
Here are piccys i took yesterday :budgiedance:- My Budgies
So okay then Kaz okay, umm English blood lines ( like my Av states Now the brightest crayon in the box) But does that mean they are 1/2 SHOW TYPE: ie one parent is a SHOW TYPE? :budgiedance: You didn't answer my questions, however I am assuming that it is- New Cages
Here is a photo Ohhhhhh .... Blue is nice- Got Breeding Cabinet And Put Pairs In
Great advice there from Kaz and Dave, I was about to post that too , luckily i read the replies before i did :budgiedance: Looks great mate :D- Budgies And Small Kids
Now THAT BEHAVIOUR IS NO A-CEPT-TABLE Sorry just had too- Rats
Nop i wouldn't even do that !!! I like Lib's idea the shovel mate :budgiedance: I hate to pick the trap up and have it squirm and then knowing me freakout like a little sissy la la girly and drop it and the rat run away on me LOL - What's Wrong With That Bunny?