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there were 2 blondes on either side of a lake .... The first blonde yells to the other one "how did you get to the other side of the lake" The second blonde replies " you are on the other side of the lake "

:question: ... Yep Bored!!!! I almost wet myself when the fish and chip shop guy told me that .... Hmmmm

2 Cows were in the paddock talking the first cow said "moo" The 2nd cow replied " i was going to say that" :question:

Sounds like you gave the meds on the wrong side... Best to take the bird down tomorrow morning ! Don't make an appointment just turn up and tell them that they need to see him .. Like the others have said TELL THE VET EVERYTHING FROM THE MINUTE YO GOT HOME AND HE WAS SICK... Right a list if you have to there could be an important bit of info that the vet needs ...

I kissed a girl in my pants :question:

WOW, Well done to all that entered. To make it easy on everyone, I have split all 30 entries in to 2 groups of 15 ... So please click on 1 option per group and then the vote button ... Remember that you can only vote once. so make your vote count ... This will be running for 1 week - ... And the winner that made me laugh the most, will be notified :question:

:question:.. No thanks Maes .. ..:laughter: What a feeling in my pants ....

GREAT observation Andrew.. Spot on with the rust! - Which can lead to heavy metal poisoning

Vet won't sell over the counter they will want to see the bird/s ... Can you call your chair person of your club and ask for a member close to you .....

don't want no short "short" man ...in my pants

ENTRIES WILL CLOSE AT 9PM AEST ... 10 mins to go ......

:hap: :rofl: Oh Me Oh My LIV :hap: DON'T WORRY , BE HAPPY in my pants

Oh Dear, LOL .. That must be one confused bird Good luck with the babies and eggs .....

MONEY MONEY MONEY in my pants

The Winner takes it all in my pants ...

What mae said

Out of his nose? Or mouth

When i grow up in my pants

Thanks Sunnie...... It is worth a try nothing to loose everything to gain!!!

Agree ..... He is an 08 bird and was just molting ..... :question: Ah well them's the breaks

:what: :hug: :question: November Rain in my pants

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:question: They are funny as ... I was hoping that others would join in :what: incy wincy spider in my pants

Thank so much sunnie... It was rather disappointing ... And not the best whay to start my o called "stud" :question: But Yes that is always in my mind ... WHY .... But I am now aware of what to look for ans will ask to inspect birds prior to handing money over .... So..... I am looking at Detoxing, and building up their immune systems and adding natural anti oxidants to these birds. So I am going to be doing a few little experiments with them and see if I can see results ... ( no I am not going to butcher or give meds to these birds.. I am a person that believes in natural things, So i will got the the main source and that is Mother Nature ) :what:

Agree with all that has been said