Everything posted by Neat
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25 Signs You Have Grown Up
LOL, COCCO POPS are my favourite Midnaight snack ... Still
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Booost For Birds
Go with the stuff you'd drink first that is what I did
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For Those Who Know Everything
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man." Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE! PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR! The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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Putting
okay you are going to kill me ... THIS will drive you crazy, and you will become addicted - click on Putt below PUTT It is fun
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The New Australian National Anthem
THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Australians all let us rejoice The weekend now is near We've worked all bloody week for this Dear God let's get a beer. Our desks abound in paperwork Our hands are stained with ink In desperate state, we'll fly the cage Advance to Friday drinks!! With joyful strains, destroy our brains Advance to Friday drinks. Beneath our radiant local's sign We toil with glass in hand To be the one to skull the most Fall down, or lose your pants. Tequila shots, we'll drink the lot Our minds forget to think, Beer goggles on, it's time to run Go home from Friday drinks. Headache pains and vomit stains I'm done with Friday drinks!!!
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25 Signs You Have Grown Up
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good s--t." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh darn, what the *** happened?" Bonus: 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
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Sunday Giggle
I like this one personally (_E=mc2_) a smart A ss
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Breeding Budgies
If in doubt , try putting an older baby from another pair into the nest. The older chick's cries for food will stimulate the hen to feed her clutch- This is why it is a Good idea to have at least 2 pairs going at the same time,If i lived closer I would lend you a chick, but i don't think that Australia Post would handle a babies cry for food ...
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New Member
* Clears throat ... Hi and welcome Daz, May I call you Dazza What lovely birds you have . I look forward to RE reading your posts LOL , Stories, and Advice. Don't forget our Budgie of the month Competion
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More Breeding Questions.
you will be suprised at what pet shops Buy and sell ...... :mellow:
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Booost For Birds
okay for those of you that keep trying to give your loved ones ( feathered Typed) Their F &V (fuits and Vegs) to no avail, Or those of you that add Vitiam to their water - Have you tried Boost for Budgies??? So get that blender or juicer out and have a go, I have tried this, this week before I posted it, I use a small container so that they still have access to water, and will take what they need .... however I started with Apple and Pear juice MMMMMM CLICK -----> HERE
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Droppings Questions
okay I will Pm you
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I Lost Sky Last Night
Fly Free over the rainbow!
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Breeding Budgies
- Biting Budgie
Your welcome, Elly has Great advice on it Too- More Breeding Questions.
If your breeding them make sure that the bottom of the avairy or where ever they are housed, has No mesh as the bubs will walk right thru the gaps- Welcome To The City Of Bbc
Oh Liv, Fatastic. I've need my wedder made, as my engagment ring is squared. Nothing to fancy though. --------------- It's Perfect, Just Perfect ...- I'm Deciding My Pairs For Spring
Liv , it depends on what you want if you want " SHOW" standards, or Show size- Droppings Questions
okay, so her poo what was that like before the meds? is that what the pics are befor doxi and after??? She is on an All seed diet, How long has this been for???? Was this one of the rescue birds? or bought froma breeder Av I asks this cause in a few books of mine there are a few reasons for the poo being the way it is- Fresh Food
Really .... I didn't know about Celery LOL, Glad I give them the Leafy stuff and not the other stuff YUK, I hate celery that is why I won't give them the stalks LOL ... Agree that the mixes of Fruits and Vegies are making them have runner poo, are you making sure that you are washing the fruits and Vegs and any leaves and Cutting brfore putting in to the aviary? If not this could be the case too - Also worming- My New Children
Well when you need a Good home LOL, Have you got a picture of the Green, - I would personally pair to any shade of Blue- Droppings Questions
They are pretty White though aren't they. Have you changed it's diets?- Welcome To The City Of Bbc
Awwww, Thanks Mate! - I'm Thinking that we should have a street party!!! Really soon .... Have you heard any news on that PET SHOP opening yet?- Caption Comp Results
Pretty Cool Isn't it .... I was looking for a gold enevelope and this poped up- More Breeding Questions.
males always have an obvious throat marking that looks a little like a smiley face. The hens don't have it at all - Biting Budgie