Hi here are some Blonde jokes

 

 

 

1.how do you sink a Submarine full of Blondes.

2.how do you confuse a blonde

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Knock on the door

2. Put her in a cirular room and tell her to sit in the corner

 

 

There where two Scottish men and they where trying to measure the hight if a flag pole but they could'nt get to the top to measure it. Then a blonde came over and asked them what they where doing. They said."We cant measure the hight of the flag pole because we can't get to the top". So the blonde unscrewed it and then measured it. It was 12 meaters long. After the blonde left the Scottish men said" stupid blonde we wanted the height not the lenght!"

OHH MY I REALLY SHOULD BE A BLONDE i dont get them at all??

I love them........ I'm only blonde in hair colour!!!!!!