Posted March 10, 200916 yr A selection of some of the worst questions Kaz and I have come across on "another" site. Some a funny, others are just plain stupid and others are flat out cruel A Weird Quote " The nesting boy has suddenly become filled with seed husks." 1) My parakeets eye is shut? My parakeet had a bath and almost died. I put soap on her and she shivered and couldn't stand up And fell off the perch several times. I think she went in shock and is now blind? Also lately she has been rubbing her beak on The wooden perch. Please help me. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...09202242AAvXEDe ------------------------------- 2) My birds are losing lots of little tiny feathers fluffy down are they going to mate? my birds are losing lots of little tiny feathers fluffy down are they going to mate umm i know for sure theres 1 male 1 female they kiss and cuddle but loose alllllllllloooooooooot of little tiny feathers and even more doun feathers. I just put a nest box in tonight i hope they.....(u know).... cuz baby parakeets are sooooo cute http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...info-AN4Dnmilaa ------------------------------- 3) What happends if a quaker parrot swallows a nose stud of your face? I came up to give my quaker parrot a kiss and she stole my fake nose stud (from claires) off my face.Should i be worried? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...info-e7IHWJL3aa ------------------------------- 4) WHAT WORNHG WITH MR BUDGIE? he keeps scrunching up his foot....why $ this so? hes not sleepy answer 1) Maybe his foot fell asleep... Or he sprained it playing basketball....who knows? answer 2) Tell him a bedtime story... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...info-e7IHWJL3aa ------------------------------- 5) Is it okay for 4 budgies to be in a one medium size cage? i might get 2 more budgies and i wonder if thats okay cause i seen people have like five in those so is it? ABOUT 1ft 4 1/2 wide and 1ft 3 http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...08154835AAITPtH ------------------------------- 6) I want a parakeet, but my cat is too wild around them? I really want to get a parakeet. I had lots of them growing up, adn I loved them dearly. The only problem is that my cat gave my last one a heart attack. What can i do so she won't harm them? i also am gone most of the day, 3 days a week, so i won't be around to supervise them.... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...09232253AA4xEY1 ------------------------------- 7) Parakeet doesn't look pregnant anymore?!!?!? please help!? She looked preggers for about 2 weeks. Her stomach was huge and she looked like she had an egg towards her "exit". Whenever she went up on her swing, it would tilt cause she was soo heavy. We got her a bird box and some nesting materials that the lady said to use at pets mart so she could start nesting a few days ago..and the next day she didnt look pregnant anymore! so we looked in the box...nothing. no egg..nothing. We have been looking all over her cage and theres nothing in sight so were wondering if she was really pregnant or not.. Whats the deal dudeeee?!?! lol thanks http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...info-rEL3BfqCaa ------------------------------- 8) Can you mate a cockatiel that is from the same parents but from different clutches? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...info-B5aTc9gVaa ------------------------------- 9) What is the correct word for what is on a bird? Hair? Fur? What is the correct word for what is on a bird? Is it hair? Is it fur? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...23080349AA6cH3M ------------------------------- 10) My budgie doesn't drink water? Hi there, I was just wondering if anyone else has a budgie who doesn't drink water??? I have had my budgie for 8 years and she doesn't ever drink water but she is perfectly healthy! She doesn't drink water....I haven't put any water in her cage for years! Becasue she doesn't drink it! There is no point offerring her water, she never drinks it! additional comments from the person who posted the question......... Hi there, I was just wondering if anyone else has a budgie who doesn't drink water??? I have had my budgie for 8 years and she doesn't ever drink water but she is perfectly healthy! Additional Details She doesn't drink water....I haven't put any water in her cage for years! Becasue she doesn't drink it! ........................... There is no point offerring her water, she never drinks it! .......................... Hallowsweets... I am not a cruel person! I love my budgie very much and she is part of the family. I only posed this question as I have often wondered if anyone else also has a budgie that doesn't drink water. I have tried giving her vegetables such as celery but they never get eaten. So all she eats is seed. It's not a big deal, she doesn't drink water. My vet said last year that she is in perfect health. Don't answer people if you are going to be rude and stupid... ........................ I think I am just going to take Conscience's advice thanks Moggie2!! "If it aint broke don't fix it!" Thanks. She has been fine for about 6 years without it so I think she will be fine! Perhaps you don't know everything Moggie2!!! Get a life! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...29210824AAKyuNm Edited March 20, 200916 yr by KAZ
March 10, 200916 yr We will post ten new ones if we can each day....we wont run short of other questions like this. Perhaps some of you can go there and answer them ?
March 10, 200916 yr I am a member of y**oo answers and you will find that 90% of the questions asked are from young children. Edited March 10, 200916 yr by KAZ
March 10, 200916 yr I am a member of y**oo answers and you will find that 90% of the questions asked are from young children. Yes and the worst thing about that is they are listening to bad advice from other children. So we go there and try and help out. Rules there are....no members under 14 but there are many under 14 on there. Edited March 10, 200916 yr by KAZ
March 10, 200916 yr Yes some answers are from people who have 0 knowledge about birds, and if they are the only answers then the asker will listen to them.
March 10, 200916 yr I think # 3 and # 10 are very disturbing. The #3 conscerns be becuase those face nose rings they are talking about are attached to your face through the use of magnets. Everyone knows that if a magnet is ingested it can be very dangerous.... !!! And #10... how does any living thing survive wihtout water??? That's scary to know that people are actually serious when they ask questions or make comments like this. Child or adult... WOW.
March 11, 200916 yr 11. Can pigeons blow up by eating rice ?? I heard pigeons can blow up by eating rice http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...10161207AAlCtoU we have some "fans" in that place...here is a quote from an answer by one girl ( PS I am Moggie2 ) Moggie2's budgie breeders forum has some nice folks on it--forums.budgiebreeders.asn.au.
March 11, 200916 yr hahaha so this stupid little terd thinks Moggie2 should get a life??? hahaha perhaps they should get a BRAIN!!! Unbelievable!
March 11, 200916 yr Oh boy. Look at this one: How would i go about getting a penguin? My girlfriend said she's always wanted a penguin as a pet and i want to get that for her so how could i do it legally? Edited March 11, 200916 yr by krosp
March 11, 200916 yr Good one krosp THere are also ones wanting pet swans, pet emus and pet bald eagles..... others that want to know where to buy a blue and gold macaw egg to incubate and hatch
March 11, 200916 yr Author Are You Allowed To Have A Pet Flamingo In Georgia? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...10201421AASCtMp wow! Pet ideas are endless ----------------------- Can Cockatiels get fat? I have a cockatiel and she looks a little pudgy. I'm not sure if birds can even get fat. I thought they were smart enough not to eat too much, but she still looks pudgy. If birds do get fat, how do you put them on a diet? Answer 1) cockatiels can get fat ur bird could also be pregnet Edited March 11, 200916 yr by **Liv**
March 12, 200916 yr How do you have another parakeet foster some other parakeets eggs? I have 5 females and 7 males in my large cage. I currently have 4 nest boxes attached to the cage. So far, one female has laid 6 eggs in one nest box and is currently raising one baby in that one. That baby is about a week and a half old. In another nesting box, I have another female who just finished laying, with a total of 5 eggs. Also, just recently another of my female parakeets started to lay her eggs in a different nesting box. I noticed today that one of the female parakeets that isn't in any nesting box has started to invade the nesting box with the 5 eggs in it. I'm now sure that the mother to those eggs has abandoned them because she has not returned to that nesting box after I shooed out the other one that shouldn't be in there. I was wondering whether or not I could place all five eggs with the female that has just started to lay eggs.?. Because since she is still incubating her own eggs, I thought that she may be able to incubate these as well. Well, I went ahead and put the eggs with the other mom. Was this a bad idea? Oh, and in that nesting box I noticed that she had the father inside with her to help her incubate the baby eggs. Thanks so much to everyone who will be able to help me. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...info-Er563Ddyaa Should I pull out my bird's feathers? I believe my bird has been having trouble with molting. As a result, and being single- it seems he's begun pulling out his feathers. He has created a red, sore spot on his shoulder that was bleeding yesterday. I took him out & cleaned the area. I noticed that there were sharp quills sticking out from where it was bleeding. So I pulled them out and the bleeding stopped. Thankfully!! Now I see that there are long pin-feathers along the side of the sore. I can see that the blood is receded from the stem of the feathers. I'm wondering if somehow the feathers are broken beneath the skin and the sore is a result of some kind of bruising or internal bleeding. Maybe that's why he's messing with it. I gave him a bath and cleaned the area. Any ideas about this? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...12142311AALnFoY What does it mean when my cockatail is puffy? i know that is normal put when you poke it through the cage it gets back to its own normal size my cockatail is puffy when i try to touch her through the cage she doesnt change at all she stays the same im scared is she dying?is she sick? should i take her to the vet please help shes to puffy and im so scared i dont want nothing to happen http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...12122412AAP6XGC Can a lovebird and sun conure successfully mate? the conure has been laying eggs? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...12084656AADjM84 Edited March 13, 200916 yr by KAZ
March 13, 200916 yr Where do people get these ideas... Here is a good one. sticks and wood have fire inside them. If you rub them together hard enough you can get the fire out... Edited March 13, 200916 yr by Daz
March 13, 200916 yr Yahoo answers I was driven mad by that place with the stupid answers given by so called 'experts' clearly things havn't changed Question: Do chickens breast feed their young? Edited March 13, 200916 yr by *Nerwen*
March 13, 200916 yr There are stoopid people everywhere. I used to work in a pet shop and once had a lady ask me very seriously whether cats needed toilet paper of some sort I refrained from asking her how she thought they would hold it and simply said no
March 13, 200916 yr Author I know this question was hilighted before by Nerwen, but OMG some of the answers are just as bad Do chickens breast feed their young? Answer 1) nope they regurgitate like birds do Answer 2) You have just won a prize for one of the top 10 dumbest questions on yahoo! (totally agree ) Answer 3) no. they have no need. chicks are not mammals and they eat other things (such as...??? ) Answer 4) *** NO. I don't think chickens even have breasts. Only mammals breast feed their offsprings. (mmmm chicken breast ) http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...13013022AA25zuq :hap: Sorry, but that one wins the WORST question that i have come across Edited March 13, 200916 yr by **Liv**
March 13, 200916 yr Wow!! I hope none of them come on here and see this thread. They'll think we're a bunch of moody ol' hens won't they!?
March 13, 200916 yr Do birds have nipples? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...06091715AA72Ivt Why don't birds have nipples? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...11145402AAQ3Q9p Do Baby Chicks Breastfeed ? Do Chickens,Birds have Breast nipples ? Serious question !? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...02122352AA2FddF Can cattle fish help to keep the birds beak not sharp? my bird bites hard and if theres a nother way to stop him can anyone tell me (ones that work) i got a bird called flippy we bought her from a pet shop she is very calm but on the other hand theres sunny whos a boy and we bought it off a guy from the markets he nipples quite hard and well hes never made anyone bleed but it still herts http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...01021909AAoj3fo :) :hap: Edited March 13, 200916 yr by KAZ
March 13, 200916 yr teehee...well first i would have to discover what a cattle fish is before being able to test the affect on a birds beak. Yeah really can't tell if these are kids just trying to understand (although it makes me fearful for the future ) or just people out for a laugh in the answers/reactions they can get Edited March 13, 200916 yr by *Nerwen*
March 14, 200916 yr My budgie is throwing up seeds, help? I mixed some sand in her food, maybe it will help... (She didn't have sand before) There is no parrot vet around. She constantly is all fluffed up. 11 hours ago - 4 days left to answer. Additional Details I know a thing or two about budgies and this is definitely a sick bird. She is not spitting husks or feeding a mirror or even just moulting. I let her out of the cage a lot and she likes to sit on the lamp (which would need washing) and I am afraid she swallowed something bad or dirty). The reason she didn't have sand till now is that I too have read that sand may be bad for them, but still companies sell sand (actually crushed shells) for small birds.The throwing up is violent and she shakes her head and the seeds are thrown everywhere, she will also let me put my hand on her, something which would have made her go crazy before today, so if she is maybe poisoned, or ate some bad dirt, what should I do? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...info-AA10446296 **********For those that are into "rescuing birds" go to Y*hoo answers and provide some real information so a few of these birds get "rescued" Edited March 14, 200916 yr by KAZ
March 14, 200916 yr How long can a parakeet live after it lays its eggs?? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...13185813AAQUdJk
March 19, 200916 yr How can you tell if your bird sprang her neck? what is her issue if its not broken her head makesher lose balance but she eats good please tell me what it is ? answers... I don't think thats a sprang neck but it sounds like her equilibrium is off. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...18233956AAYfLYW ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What are the ingrediants of the pallets you feed to chickens? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...19002545AAu5lEg ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How do you know if your bird broke there neck? my cockatiel can not control her neck she has it set back near her wings and when see moves it and when she is going to eat she cant control it it swaggs fast side to side and then wayback then she loses her balance is her neck sprang or broken she eats and drinks fine when she drinks her head goes back http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...18232356AAvh9oU --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOW CAN I TELL THE SEX OF MY BUDGIES? I KNOW ABOUT THE BLUE NESS ON THE BECKY PART IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY BUT? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...18230605AAKDNqw --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What would happen if you pull your a parakeets tail, not out just pull it.? I WOULD NEVER DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to know what the bird would feel if some idiot did. i would never hurt my birds so don't start telling me stupid stuff okay. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...18193025AAAWmT8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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