okay so this is pretty funny

 

Scroll down and look at the words associated with the month you were born, The day you were born & what colour Shirt you are wearing .... Then Paste your sentence in a new post ....

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked

February------I loved

March--------I karate chopped

April----------I licked

May----------I jumped on

June----------I smelled

July-----------I did the Macarena With

August--------I had lunch with

September----I danced with

October-------I sang to

November-----I yelled at

December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a snowman

6-------a gangster

7-------my mobile phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbour

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19------ - a smurf

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an iPod

29-------a surfer

30-------a homeless guy

31-------a llama

 

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that

Black---------because that's how I roll.

Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy

.Red-----------because the voices told me to.

Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green---------because I think I need some serious help.

Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!

Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown---------because I can.

Other----------because I'm a Ninja!

None----------because I can't control myself!

 

 

 

 

 

:I jumped on, Chuck Norris, Because I am cool like that :rofl:

Edited October 12, 200816 yr by Neat

I kicked a snowman because I think I need some serious help.

:rofl: :rofl: .... That was a good one

I danced your mom because I am cool like that

I licked a baseball bat because that's how I roll!

I kicked my mobile phone because I'm a ninja

I had lunch with your mom because the voices told me to

I jumped on a birdbath because I'm sexy and do what I want!

I licked my best friends boyfriend because i am sexy and do what i want

OMG!

That was funny as ..

I licked a gangster because I'm NOT crazy :chickendance:

I kicked a baseball bat because I am awesome!!

I licked a fireman because I think I need some serious help. :mellow:

I licked a fireman because I think I need some serious help. :mellow:

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I like that one!!!

 

OMG, these are just too funny, I am falling of my seat with laughter

I danced with a football player because I'm AWESOME!

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:hap: :bump: :rofl: :rofl: :hap:

I kicked my best friends boyfriend because I think I need some serious help! ha ha

i ran over my best friends boyfreind because i can!!!

 

poor guy

I loved, a banana, because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

arghhahahahahaha how did I miss this....

 

I had lunch with a football player because thats how I roll.....

haha

I smelled my sister cause "m sexy and I do what I want.

I had lunch with my neighbour because I'm not crazy.

 

Far out, that is probably the only sentence that is totally boring out of all the possibilities!