What garbage...I mean COME ON who would believe this I am RICH now..... Do you have stupid stuff like this in your in-box or spam post it for all to see just for FUN...Remember people it is NOT REAL

 

reetings!

 

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of 750,000.00 USD, but I did not hear from you since that time.

 

Then I went and deposited the Draft with FedEx Delivery, West Africa, I traveled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till end of september.

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What you have to do now is to contact the FedEx Delivery as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date.

For your information, I have paid for the delivery charges,the money you will send to the FedEx Delivery courier to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($135 Dollars) only being Security Keeping Fee of the Delivery Company so far.Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay money except $135 Dollars.I am on a course in which they will not be able to contact me for the payment.

You have to contact the FedEx Delivery service now for the delivery of your Draft with this information below;

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Contact Person: Mr. James Evans

E-mail :

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Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package When it arrive, and know when it will get to your address.Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their security keeping fee of $135 Dollars for their immediate action.Note that it is when you must have pay the $135 Dollars for the security fee that the package will be released and the tracking number would be given to you.

 

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Frank Brown

Due to my website I get all kinds of spam BUT most of it is X rated. My pe**is is too small and needs to be bigger, Russian brides are in love with me and want to marry me sight unseen and apparently I need viagra on a regular basis. BUT I will save some of the nigerian scam ones I get and post them later. My spam is a daily accurrence

Lol when my partner saw the viagra ones at first he thought Id been ordering/researching for him. Wondered why I thought he needed them Took him a bit to understand its a mass email to most pc's and there is truly nothing wrong

Touch wood- havent had any spam for a long time.

Hahaha!!! Spam is so dumb is funny!!!!

AS IF anyone would believe that they would send a stranger $750,000 USD

 

I recently had one of those nigerian style email scams, somehow they already had my name, address, telephone number and banking details. Pretty scary for identity fraud! I didn't lose any money, but I reported it to the ACCC.

 

Another one that tried to scam me recently was someone who wanted to buy my aviaries that I advertised for sale online. He said he was away on business and wanted me to give my credit card details to his banker to arrange payment. I reported that also.

 

Although, you have to ask why we have so much of this type of rubbish going on, it really is a reflection of the kind of world we have created, where you can get easy money by scamming people and get away with it, yet you are penalised with ridiculous amounts of taxation and administration for working hard to earn your money. It has created fear, a perceived lack where none really exists, a victim consciousness and dependance on welfare.

 

Consequently, any wonder why everyone generally is burnt out and no one wants to work anymore. There is no reward under the current system. It is not supposed to be like this. It is supposed to be simple, efficient, enjoyable and sustainable. We have a lot of work to do to clean up the mess. Especially the environmental damage and plastic mess that we are all ingesting and creating health problems for ourselves.

 

The problem is really with the whole system. It is too complicated and not sustainable. It is unfairly rigged to create poverty, separation and to keep people small and powerless. Do not buy into it. Everyone should have plenty. Take only what you need. There should be only one tax on non-essential items that are consumed and no tax for working hard for what you earn. No one should have to borrow money in order to live comfortably, and we must strive to live as sustainably as possible. Everyone needs clean air to breathe, clean water to drink, a safe home to sleep, and healthy natural food to eat. Bring on Nesara. Demand that the government represents you as they are supposed to, and demand to know the truth, where the money is being spent, and what is rightfully yours that you have worked hard to earn. Demand clean energy alternatives, and demand that the government serves and gives back to you.

 

Tell the scammers to spend their efforts doing all of the above instead of trying to rip ordinary people off, it would be far more productive.

You are SO RIGHT Dr. Nat

 

I love what you said here because this is SO true even in the school systems...it is so hard to motivate my son who is very bright when there is no reward that he sees in the school system. I do as much as I can but the teachers need to do more...

 

Consequently, any wonder why everyone generally is burnt out and no one wants to work anymore. There is no reward under the current system. It is not supposed to be like this. It is supposed to be simple, efficient, enjoyable and sustainable

Todays mail :hap:

Dearest One,

I am the first daughter of an ex military/ex president been an opposition party to the present Government of COTE D`IVOIRE. On the 19th sept 2002 my father/mother including every members of our family was murdered by the unknown REBELS during the time they attack our house by shooting and looting, even this is one of the things that contributed to the present crisis in our country today.

 

God so kind I was not in town when the incident occurred, the plans of the REBELS is to kill every members of our family so that no one will rise up to revenge as time goes on. I am in our country without any one knowing although I am on hiding so that the unknown REBELS will not get to me and kill me like they killed all the members of our family. Why I still stay back in our country is to transfer the $18.5mUSD which my late father deposited in the custody of AFRICAN JOINT SECURITY ASSISTANCE COMPANY, he deposited the fund as a family treasure containing AFRICAN ART WORK FOR EXPORT for security reasons, as security company does not operate as bank where some one can deposit his/her money openly.

 

Before the death of my father he gave me the covering documents of the fund deposited in the security company, as I am his first daughter and he so much loved me that was why he made me the beneficiary of the two iron trunk boxes containing the $18.5mUSD. Right now I wish to transfer this fund to you so that you will assist me to invest the money into any viable sector in your country, also you will help me to join you in your country for me to start up a new life with you there immediately the fund gets to you. since I am no longer safe as far as Africa is concern at the moment, I wanted to transfer the fund before leaving the country because this fund is my last hope and the only hope I have now.

 

Before I even pick you to assist me I have prayed and slept over it asking God to provide for me a Godly minded person that will assist me in this transaction. I will give you more details of the transaction in my next mail.Also try to get back to me throug for security reasons.

Awaiting to here from you.

Thanks and God bless you.

From Faith Robert

 

Now that is BIG TIME GARBAGE...

 

I got this today...why do I work I could be a millionare :hap:

 

¡Tengo nueva dirección de correo!

Ahora puedes escribirme a:drmrsibru99911001@yahoo.com.co

 

 

 

- It was Resolved and Agreed that your inheritance/Contract Fund would be released on a special method of payment which tag Name Reads SWIFT CREDIT CARD.SEND YOUR NAME,ADDRESS,NEXT OF KIN.PHONE AND FAX NUMBER TO CLAIM YOUR FUND.

I agree with DrNat…& also people create Spam if you never responded to Spam there would be no point to it, but some people for one reason or another respond. I don’t even read it, straight to the delete button & if they can take just one or two in, it has been worth their effort, it’s the same with drugs if no one bought drugs there wouldn’t be a drug problem. It’s also the same with phone marketing, I object to being phoned to be sold something or have me donate money to some cause, no matter how deserving the cause, if someone phones me for those reasons & don’t take the hint that I’m not interested, as rude as it might be I just hang up on them & if everyone did the same we wouldn’t have this problem…all these things happen because they gain, if they gained nothing they would soon give up. Of course this is just the simple answer…people respond or get sucked in for often simple or complexed reasons, like poor self esteem, lack of love, greed caused by the previous causes, lack of, or the desire for power, which I believe is because of lack of love & self esteem. It’s a big problem that goes to the heart of our societies & family groups. I could say more but no more time at the moment.

Apparently I am a man looking for a love life

Hello man my new friend!

 

I understand, that you do not know me and I do not know you, but

probably in the future all can change. All good always occurs in the

future and I ask a few patience from you to read my letter up to the

end. In the beginning I want to be presented you and to tell a little

about my life. My name is Anastasia and to me it will be very pleasant, if

you will name me so. Was born 34 years ago and all this time I live in

Russia, in city of Kirov. Now I work as the seller in shop and I very

much like my work as I every day communicate with many different

people. My life goes in regular intervals and every day is similar on

previous. I like my friends and love my family. Certainly the most

important i want to found love and my the husband to be the happiest

woman in the world. For all my life I could not meet the man to which

I could trust completely and with which I would like to connect my

life, but very much I want.

Several days ago I laid at home on a sofa and thought. Why I am

lonely? Why I cannot find my special the man? Probably I have made

nothing to be happy? Certainly I can be together with the man which I

not love, to give birth to the child and simply to be mum, but to not

be happy in the family, but I do not want it. I want to love the man

and simply be happy to be with him. Also I have thought. Why to not

try to get acquainted with the man from other country if I could not

find my special man here in Russia? Now we live in 21 century and I

know, that many people use the Internet and "Marriage agencies" to get

acquainted with suitable the man in any point globe. I do not want to

be lonely during my life or simply to sit and wait, when my love will

come to me. I want to do itself my life happy and have found such

marriage agency here in my city. I knew, that their help will be not

free-of-charge, but they have asked the big sum of money from me.

Nevertheless I have thought and have decided to not be greedy this

money, for the sake of my happiness and my love. Money - never can

give to me of it. Probably my destiny to be with the man from other

country? I do not know, but I want to try to know.

They gave to me yours E-mail and have told, that you also are

interested to find the woman for a life. I think, that now you can

understand, how my letter has come to you, could learn a little about

my life and about me, but I do not know your desires and I ask to

think. We can try to build serious relations or probably simply to be

friends. If you do not have desire simply speak to me and I can

understand. Nevertheless if I am interesting to you it would be very

pleasant for me to learn also a little more about you and to receive

your photos. I understand in computers not much, but I hope, that you

also can receive my photos in this letter. Certainly appearance not

the most important in the person both his private world and soul are

of great value, but nevertheless it is more pleasant to receive the

letter from the person and to see, how he looks. All this, that I

wanted to tell to you and now I shall wait only your answer. Excuse,

if I something have offended you in my letter or something has told

not correctly, but understand, that I try it for the first time and I

worry a little. Even if serious relations are not interesting to you

or I am not pleasant, simply let to me know. okay? bye bye

If you could interprete this I would ever so grateful maybe I WON more money...from a rich Lord

 

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Todays newest exciting news :budgiedance:

 

Dearest One,

 

Please i need your help,

 

My Name is Miss Gloria Awa,Am 19 years old and am the only Daughter and the only child of my late parents Mr.and Mrs Johnson Awa.

 

My late father was a highly reputable business magnet(A cocoa marchant and palm oil factory)here in our country Cote d'ivoire Abidjan West Africa.

 

My late father died on december 10th 2006,he died at the age of 65years old, he was poisoned according to our family Doctor at General hospital Ang're Cocody Abidjan.

 

Before his death he deposited the sum of $9.500,000,00 USD in a Bank here in our country for his oversea business partner,please I want to present you to the Bank as my late father's foreign business partner for the bank to release the money to you and for you to help me to invest the money in lucrative business in your country.

 

Please i don't know you or your family but i got your email address when i was searching for some one that can help me to get the money out from the bank as my late father's abroad business partner.

 

please i so much need your help because i don't have any one to help me, my mother died when i was just 4 years and my uncles has taken everything my late father has, all because of our tradition that say, that a woman has no right in any thing family inheritance, that was why they chased me out from my father's house and took all his properties and take over all his investment,and they are planing to kill me, Please I am willing to offer you 15% of this total fund if you will be able to help me and also to be sincere to me till the end.

 

If you accept,send me your full name,address and mobile telephone number so that I will go and officially submit it to the bank and introduce you to them as the abroad partner of my late father,please your suggestions and ideals will be highly regarded.please consider this and get back to me.

May God bless you and your family.

 

Yours sincere,

 

Miss Gloria Awa.

 

 

and this one :budgiedance:

 

 

Hello Mr. kazzart

 

This is real revolution in whole satisfaction!

 

Your girlfriend or wife not satisfied ? We can help you.

Edited September 14, 200816 yr by KAZ

okay that last one just cracked me up, are you going to help Ms. Gloria :budgiedance:

Edited September 15, 200816 yr by KAZ

okay that last one just cracked me up, are you going to help Ms. Gloria :budgiedance:

I didnt just come in on the last load of turnips :budgiedance: :budgiedance:

Ms Gloria liked using the work please alot or was that just me?

 

Here are some of mine

 

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Credit card transaction report (Visa, MC)

 

Dear Valued Customer:

 

As requested, we are sending you this report on transactions with your credit card completed between 1/1/2008 and 9/1/2008.

 

The report containing your account details is attached to this message. Please download the attached document to view or print it.

 

Respectfully,

Mario Simmons

 

Manager of Visa / MasterCard

Credit Card Services

 

________________________________

 

If you believe this message has reached you by mistake, please forward the document identification number provided on the enclosed report to our customer service department.

 

*Comes with attachment open the attachment crash your computer*

 

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expressherbals

 

http - weblink

 

First month you will notice an increase in size of up to 1/2 inch, you will also notice an increase in sexual desire, stronger erections and more enjoyable sex.

 

Second month you will notice an increase in size of up to 1 inches, plus an increase in Girth (Width) of 5%, plus all the benefits of the first month.

 

Third/Forth month you will notice an increase in size of up to 3 inches, plus an increase in Girth (Width) of 10%, plus all the benefits of the first month.

 

Fifth/Sixth month you will notice an increase in size of up to 4 inches, plus a increase in Girth (Width) of 20%, plus all the benefits of the first month.

 

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Unfortunately we were not able to deliver postal package you sent on July the 25 in time because the recipients address is not correct.

Please print out the invoice copy attached and collect the package at our office.

 

Your FEDEX

 

*comes with attachment open attachment crash computer*

 

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HOPE THAT YOU WILL READ THIS LETTER VERY ATTENTIVE!!!!

PLEASE, IT WILL TAKE ONLY 5 MINUTES, BUT PROBABLY MY LETTER WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE...........

How are you today? I hope that all good for you and you will read my letter with a interest. okay. I want to find man who can meet me in yours the country and probably we can have good pair together!!! I really hope that you will answer to my letter.

I got your e-mail through internet dating agency.

I gave my letter to agency and they have told that my letter will be send to man in your country!!!

I want to arrive to your country and I have good chance for this.

I need only man who can meet me in your country and probably we can to develop our relations.

okay. My name is Oksana. I'm from Russia. I not married!!!

I'm 30 years old. I am ready for creation family and want it very much.

I can not find the man in Russia for myself because it very hard in Russia.

I want to have family and to live in your country because your government to care about peoples.

I want to live and be sure in the future. In Russia it is not possible to live easy.

I want to tell about myself a little.

I work as the secretary in firm which is engaged rent and repair building technics. I like my job!!!

I'm cheerful woman who like to go for sports and do all what like are usual peoples.

I'm waiting for reception visa very soon and do not want to lose chance to arrive in your country.

I will receive visa very soon in Ńĺíüň˙áđĺ.

It will be great if you can meet me and we can to have relations with you.

I'm understand that it very strange, but probably it's destiny for you and me.

Possibly you have thought, that this fraud. There is no it not fraud. I the real woman. I do not play on feelings.

I already adult woman also want real and serious attitudes. I am tired from loneliness.

I will be very happy if YOU will answer to me.

I will be very happy if you will write me and we will have our meeting very soon. And it is possible we a meeting in month because I can arrive to you.

Please tell to me about yourself a little! I need to know more about you. Please, answer to my questions. okay???

 

Tell me a little about yourself: you name, your age, city when you live now..... Also you can send your picture also.

I will be happy to see you!!!

 

 

I hope that you will answer to me back very soon...

Waiting for your fast answer!!!

 

Write to me on my regular e-mail: *email Address*

 

Oksana

 

 

And that is what has come in to my e-mail address in the last hour.

Edited September 15, 200816 yr by KAZ

Is it just me or are they all mainly aimed at men??

Is it just me or are they all mainly aimed at men??

Yes....funny thing is all assumptions are made that all people holding websites and email addresses based on websites must be men. Therefore I get offers of brides and cures to make my p*nis bigger

Why do I get stuff I can't READ

 

<http://WALGIC.INFO/pawm/indexht.asp?R=110184&M=7&T=bddnxm445s2FF9sHH&E=dfgkljsdf@spam.net>

<http://WALGIC.INFO/pawm/remove.asp>

 

<http://WALGIC.INFO/unsubscribes.asp?R=110184&M=7&T=bddnxm445s2FF9sHH&E=dfgkljsdf@spam.net>

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Edited September 16, 200816 yr by **Liv**

Why do I get stuff I can't READ

 

Might be better that way Elly

Here you go for all those that need LOVE

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Edited September 16, 200816 yr by KAZ
edited out the link as the site shows graphic sexual content

 

Attn: Sir/ Madam,

 

May I crave your indulgence to open this business discussion by a formal letter of this sort. It is pertinent that a business of this magnitude should have commenced properly with a formal meeting of you and us to enable us know ourselves, have a fore knowledge of the nature of the business, discuss and acquaint ourselves with the responsibilities and functions of parties concerned, and appropriate sharesaccordingly. However, for time factor, confidentiality and personality of people involved here in liberia, we choose this approach for the remittance of this Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand, U.S. Dollars (US$10.5M). Please bear with us for making the initial contact through e-mail. But my partners are insisting for a meeting in order not to fall into a wrong hand again.

 

I am Mr.F. Williams Doe, we are members of the special committee for Budget and Planning of the Ministry of Petroleum. This committee is principally concerned with contract appraisal and the approval of the contracts in order of priorities as regards capital projects of the past transitional government.With our positions, we have successfully secured for ourselves this sum of Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars (US$10.5M).

 

This amount was accumulated through undeclared windfall sales of crude oil during the president charles taylor government. Hence together with two of our top officials at the liberia Petroleum refine Corporation (LPRC), we plan to transfer this amount of money into a secure overseasaccount by awarding a sort of contract from the LPRC To this effect I have been given the mandate by my colleagues to contact you and ask foryour assistance.What we need from you is to provide a nice account inwhich the funds will be transferred.

 

My colleagues and I have agreed to compensate you or the owner of the account used for this transaction with 25% of thetotal amount remitted. We shall have 70% and the remaining 5% reserved for taxes and other miscellaneous expenses in your country. It may interest you to know that last two years a similar transaction was carried out with one Mr.RogerWilliams, the President of Craine International Trading Corporation at number 235 El camino Real Suite 305-698 New Brunswick CA 92009 with telephone number (506)308-7xxx and telex number 5064731xxx.

 

After the agreement between both partners in which he was to take 20% of the money while the remaining 80% for us. With all the required documents signed, the money was duly transferred into this account only to be disappointed on our arrival in canada, and we wereeliably informed that Mr. Patrice Miller was no longer on that address while his telephone and telex numbers have been reallocated to somebody else. That was how we lost US$9 Million to Mr. Roger Williams. Roger, if you're reading this I hope you're feeling guilty! This time around we need a more reliable and trustworthy person or a reputable company to do business with hence this letter to you. Yes, I'm your man for reliability Mr.F. Williams Doe

 

So if you can prove yourself to be trusted and interested in this deal then we are prepared to do business with you. What we want from you is the assurance that you will let us have our share if this amount (US$10.5M) is transferred into your account. If this proposal is okay by you, then reply through my email urgently so that we can set the ball rolling and negotiate the modalities involved. Kindly, treat as very important and strictly confidential, I honestly assure you that this transaction is 100% risk-free.

 

I look forward to your response and expected co-operation and God bless you.

 

Regards.

 

Mr. Mr.F. Williams Doe

Oh geez...and sorry about the link I posted I didn't even check it out :

Oh geez...and sorry about the link I posted I didn't even check it out :

 

The worse thing is that spam emails with explicit links are sent to families every day and kids can easily access it

so true look what happened here...lesson learned.

Mail From Matthew Delata.

 

Greetings to you, I presumed that all is well with you and your family,I know that this will come to you as a surprise proposal but I would like you to allow me to apply through this medium for your co-operation and to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint relationship and business with you in your country,please allow me to tell you my plan Because I have make up my mind to write to you this way. however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will in my earnest search for a reliable individual who can assist me to make this transaction a reality after going through your profile i decided to contact you to help me out and secure this opportunity that comes our way now,with my believe in God that you will never let me down,My name is Mr. Matthew Delata, manager of a financial institution. But I believe it is only a day that people meet and become great friends/ business partners.

 

I am a Ghanaian married with kids. I am writing to solicit your assistance in the transfer of $10,300.000.00 U.S Dollars. This fund came from the interest of the fund that was lent to some customers, in my branch where I am the manager and we made about 100% profit during the 2006 financial year. the loan we gave to some government parasatals and only 50% was declared because the bank did not even expect about 30% of profit but we got 50%, and you can agree with me that we have given even more than expected, that is the main reason why I had to package this transaction.Because the way this transaction is, it can not cause problem even in 100 years to come because my bank do not know about it, it is 100% risk free.

 

I have already submitted annual report for that year to my head office here in Accra as I have watched with keen interest as they will never know of this excess. I have since, placed this amount of TEN MILLION, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($10,300,000.00) on an Escrow Coded account without a beneficiary (Anonymous) to avoid trace. As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am constrained to request for your assistance to receive this fund into your bank account on my behalf.

 

I agree that 40% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, and 60% would be for me. I do need to stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. It's going to be a bank-to-bank transfer. All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund so that the fund can be transferred to your account. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response to me.

 

This is why and only reason why I contacted you, I am willing to invest the fund in line with your directives, So please if you are interested to assist on this venture kindly contact me back for a brief discussion on how to proceed.Please kindly reply me through my private E-mail as follows d_matthew234@yahoo.com.hk for security season.

Highly Confidential

 

Best regards

Mr Matthew Delata