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The New Australian National Anthem

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THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

 

Australians all let us rejoice

The weekend now is near

We've worked all bloody week for this

Dear God let's get a beer.

 

Our desks abound in paperwork

Our hands are stained with ink

In desperate state, we'll fly the cage

Advance to Friday drinks!!

 

With joyful strains, destroy our brains

Advance to Friday drinks.

 

Beneath our radiant local's sign

We toil with glass in hand

To be the one to skull the most

Fall down, or lose your pants.

 

Tequila shots, we'll drink the lot

Our minds forget to think,

Beer goggles on, it's time to run

Go home from Friday drinks.

 

Headache pains and vomit stains

I'm done with Friday drinks!!!

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lllooovvveee it

i will :unsure: to that neat !! is it friday yet ?????

Edited by brez

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