Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Budgie Community Forums

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

Neat
in Jokes

Featured Replies

Posted

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl

said:'NO!'

 

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,

dancing,camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean

house, never had to cook, did whatever the *** she wanted, never argued,

didn't get fat,travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and

had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched

sports, never wore fr!ggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ***, had high

self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat

pants and was pleasant all the time.

 

The End

:wub:

 

I have a shorter one

 

"Once upon a time, we all lived happily ever after"

 

:D

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in

Sign In Now
Go to topic listing

Configure browser push notifications
Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.