Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl

said:'NO!'

 

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,

dancing,camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean

house, never had to cook, did whatever the *** she wanted, never argued,

didn't get fat,travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and

had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched

sports, never wore fr!ggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ***, had high

self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat

pants and was pleasant all the time.

 

The End

 

I have a shorter one

 

"Once upon a time, we all lived happily ever after"

 

You forgot the "and fart whenever she wanted" part. lol