Time To Vote For Your Favorite Caption

Followers

1. Section one
- HHHMMM....I am glad you came to see me, your wisdom teeth are giving you a lot of trouble arent they ?
  
  21%
  
  5
- Nice try, but you will NEVER be as tall as me.
  
  8%
  
  2
- Betcha I can budge yer off the perch.
  
  4%
  
  1
- La la la (think of that pig Babe - works best in this voice)
  
  4%
  
  1
- Come on Bluey, stretch more. Surely you can see now... has she got the millet or not?
  
  8%
  
  2
- WHAT?? You swallowed the bell? Prove it!!
  
  21%
  
  5
- You might be bigger than me, but my tail is longer.
  
  4%
  
  1
- back off punk
  
  4%
  
  1
- (blue bird speaking) I wish you wouldn't sing man you're giving me a headache.
  
  8%
  
  2
- C'mon luv, giv' us a kiss....
  
  8%
  
  2
- Green: Oh So you think your a tough guy eh? Blue: im the dominant male! you will squat when i tell you! green: hey bud, just remember who nipped your tail off while you was trying to be "dominant" Blue: You will pay one day
  
  4%
  
  1
2. Section Two
- Yes Ma'am I can see your tonsils do look a little red. I will prescribe your meds immediately
  
  0%
  
  0
- Cat got your tongue then?
  
  8%
  
  2
- If I just stretch a bit more, yep, I am sure I'm taller, uh huh, positive, yep, no doubt
  
  4%
  
  1
- Sorry, but size should matter...
  
  4%
  
  1
- It doesn't matter how hard I look - you're not growing teeth!!
  
  34%
  
  8
- Standover man!!
  
  0%
  
  0
- your a little bit close...
  
  0%
  
  0
- You wanna piece of me, tall guy? Don't forget I'm the one who bit the end off your tail!!
  
  13%
  
  3
- (green bird speaking) Aw come on...I was only kidding when I said the girls don't like geeks.
  
  4%
  
  1
- Whaddya think you're lookin' at stretch?
  
  8%
  
  2
- "How do you like my meercat impersonation? Convincing, hey?!"
  
  17%
  
  4
- Does my beak make me just that little bit taller???????? Please!
  
  4%
  
  1
3. Section Three
- I think you have a bad tooth....your breath is attrocious !!
  
  8%
  
  2
- A new ring of confidence, huh? Should get an ankle bracelet like mine.
  
  4%
  
  1
- I can, I really can. Now, get a cracker, and put it on my beak, come on, I saw the dog do it, it looks easy. Quick, get a cracker!!!
  
  4%
  
  1
- Quick, the human is coming. Get ready! Deep breath. On the count of three... One... Two... THREE!! POOP!!
  
  13%
  
  3
- I'm sure there's an easier way to tell if you have an egg on the way!!
  
  26%
  
  6
- Yeah you can feed me if you want, i'm not fussy.
  
  4%
  
  1
- MY PERCH SPACE!
  
  0%
  
  0
- How dare you call me short!
  
  13%
  
  3
- (green) "Hey thats my personal space your intruding on" (blue) "Yes dear (said with a sigh)" (green) "you did what?!" (blue) - "say ahh" (green) "see anything?" (blue) "noisy wives!
  
  4%
  
  1
- (green bird speaking) Just remember bud, the bigger you are the harder you fall!
  
  13%
  
  3
- You may be taller that me, but at least I have my own tail!
  
  8%
  
  2
- Ten more stretches.....COME ON....UP AND DOWN,UP AND DOWN!!
  
  0%
  
  0

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May 8, 200916 yr

It's time to vote for your favorite captions.

Everyone's captions have been divided into the three sections so everyone has one caption per section to be fair. Pick your favorite caption in each section, and then the top three captions will be polled together to get a final winner.

The poll will remain open until 13th of May

Good luck