A man ran in to the hospial and said.''doc doc i think i am shrinking''.and the doc said.''don't worry you will just have to be a little patient.

 

A.why did the lion spit out the clown.

 

B.What do you call a nervous zucchini.

 

 

C.Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross the road again.

 

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A.Because he tasted funny

 

 

 

B.An edgy veggie

 

 

 

 

 

C.Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

great to tell the birds - they don't get it but at least they laugh when I do!