New Dog Breeds Recognized

 

The following new combination dog breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

 

Collie + Lhasa Apso

Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

 

Spitz + Chow Chow

Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

 

Pointer + Setter

Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

 

Malamute + Pointer

Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

 

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund

Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

 

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso

Peekasso, an abstract dog

 

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel

Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

 

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever

Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

 

Newfoundland + Basset Hound

Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

 

Terrier + Bulldog

Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

 

Bloodhound + Labrador

Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

 

Collie + Malamute

Commute, a dog that travels to work

 

Deerhound + Terrier

Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

 

Bull Terrier + Shitzu

Bull..... Oh, never mind

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