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Three Dogs Sitting In Bar

Elly
in Jokes

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Three dogs were sitting in a bar: a German Shepherd, an English Bulldog, and a Chihuahua. A good looking female mastiff walked up to them and said, "The one who can best use the words "liver" and "cheese" in a sentence can have me."

 

The shepherd said, "I love liver and cheese."

 

The mastiff said, "That's not good enough."

 

The bulldog said, "I hate liver and cheese."

 

"Not creative enough," said the mastiff.

 

With that, the chihuahua jumped off the barstool and in his best Latin accent, said, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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