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Childbirth

Elly
in Jokes

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The ambulance service received a call about a woman about to give

birth.

> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

>

> The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old

girl

> to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he

helped

> deliver the baby.

>

> Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

>

> The mother, Heidi, pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor

> was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him

on

> his bottom. Connor began to cry.

>

> The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the

wide-eyed

> 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

>

> Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in

the

> first place... Smack his butt again!"

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