A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold" "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married." "Wow, that's a great idea!" , he exclaimed. "Good," she replied..."Get your own damn blanket." After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

Lol that is hilarius...... but i kinda think its a bit rude to men but its just a joke.