A Quickie in the Bushes

 

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude

 

Man and one of a nude Woman. They had been facing

 

Each other across a pathway for a hundred years.

 

When one day, an angel comes down from the sky and,

 

With a single gesture, brings the two to life.

 

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being

 

So patient through a hundred blazing summers and

 

Dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty

 

Minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

 

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go

 

Running behind the shrubbery.

 

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle

 

And giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two

 

Return, out of breath and laughing.

 

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen

 

Minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

 

He asks her 'Shall we?'

 

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But

 

let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the

 

Pigeon down and you s**t on its head.'

 

------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

I love this!!!! :lol2: :28:

ha ha ha ha good one!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: