I was reading a news report just then (sadly about a possible missing 'schoolie' who opefully isn't really missing), when at the end of the report that did a bit of a 'following on from that topic' type diversion as follows:

 

It proved to be a busy day for lifeguards manning the Gold Coast's beaches, with another two people being rescued from the water near Surfers Paradise early on Friday.

 

Lifeguards were also involved in a scuffle with a naked man who police claim was harassing beachgoers at Mermaid Beach about 11.30am on Thursday.

 

Police allege the 25-year-old turned on police officers and a lifeguard when he was pulled from the surf, biting and scratching the three when he was arrested.

 

He has been charged with obstructing police and wilful exposure

 

Now maybe it's just late and my brains gone to mush but personally a 25 year old naked man harrasing me on the beach would NOT turn me on

 

How unfortunate for the person that wrote that report

I was reading a news report just then (sadly about a possible missing 'schoolie' who opefully isn't really missing), when at the end of the report that did a bit of a 'following on from that topic' type diversion as follows:

 

It proved to be a busy day for lifeguards manning the Gold Coast's beaches, with another two people being rescued from the water near Surfers Paradise early on Friday.

 

Lifeguards were also involved in a scuffle with a naked man who police claim was harassing beachgoers at Mermaid Beach about 11.30am on Thursday.

 

Police allege the 25-year-old turned on police officers and a lifeguard when he was pulled from the surf, biting and scratching the three when he was arrested.

 

He has been charged with obstructing police and wilful exposure

 

Now maybe it's just late and my brains gone to mush but personally a 25 year old naked man harrasing me on the beach would NOT turn me on

 

How unfortunate for the person that wrote that report

 

To turn on (someone): verb, attack

 

To turn (someone) on: verb, excite

 

Your brain is going to mush.

Haha I didn't notice the turn on thing either but it's sitll funny to picture a naked 25 year old biting and scratching while being dragged off the beach