A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his

shoulder and a man handed him a card that read

 

"I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"

 

The first man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that:

No, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a

right.

 

He then teed up his ball, and with a mighty swing of his pitching wedge

lobbed the ball right on the green for a par 3. Just as he was about to putt

the ball into the hole he was hit on the head with a golf ball, laying him

out cold.

 

When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute

sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up 4

fingers

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One for Kaz ...

 

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on

the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

 

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,

 

"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

 

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could

scare him so much.

 

The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day

as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!"

 

 

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on

the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

 

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,

 

"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

 

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could

scare him so much.

 

The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day

as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!"

 

:rofl: That is hillarious! Will have to tell my father who is a cabbie!

Edited October 1, 200816 yr by maesie
Fixed quote :-)