A.Whats sighlent and smells like werms

 

B.whats bubbly and smells like humans

 

 

 

There was a lady in the shower she heard a knock on her door so she looked out her window and

saw her mum so she wrapped a towel around her and ran to the door and said what do you want!

her mum said I just won the lotto she said cool and her mother left and she ran back to her room

and got back in the shower she heard another knock on her door she looked out her window and

saw her niece and she wrapped a towel around her and ran down and said what do you want

she said i just got new teddy bear :budgiedance: oh cool so she ran back up to the shower and heard another

knock on her door so she looked out her window and saw the blind man so she forgot her towel and ran

down opened the door and said what do you want and he said i just got my sight back.

 

 

Never talk to the parrot

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

 

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

 

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

 

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"

 

You could feed them a lot faster

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig.

 

The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, "This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!"

 

The farmer looked puzzled and replied, "What's time to a pig?"

 

 

A.bird fart

 

B.crocodile farts

Edited September 15, 200816 yr by KAZ
Fixed attrocious spelling

Cool jokes

Did you cut and paste these? There are a few spots where I assume images are supposed to go. You need to save the images into photobucket and upload them from there

Did you cut and paste these? There are a few spots where I assume images are supposed to go. You need to save the images into photobucket and upload them from there

The images DO appear MB. The issue is your end.