A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

 

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

 

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

 

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

 

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

 

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

 

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

 

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

 

He takes her hand and says,

 

"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..

 

" he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .

 

 

 

 

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Edited August 12, 200817 yr by Neat

 

I don't get it.....

 

 

But I never get blonde jokes because I am too blonde to understand what it's about.....

 

 

Just kidding!!!

 

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Edited August 12, 200817 yr by **Liv**

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Oh Liv.. You had me there mate ... I thought I was the blondest on here ... Yep still am lol

I don't believe it Neat, surely you as a blonde wouldn't even believe that. She ate the rooster & now thinks that the cornflakes is the puzzle…noooo too much to believe.

 

OOOps now I see the Rooster is on the Corflakes packet…sorry I must be Blonde.

Edited August 12, 200817 yr by Norm