25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

 

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

 

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

 

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

 

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

 

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

 

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

 

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

 

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

 

16. You take naps.

 

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

 

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good s--t."

 

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh darn, what the *** happened?"

 

 

Bonus:

 

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

26 would almost be true for me except that I still eat breakfast cereal at any time of the day

LOL, COCCO POPS are my favourite Midnaight snack ... Still

oh my, l guess l'm old :D

oh my, l guess l'm old

Too funny Neat yes and i guess i Qualify as well lol

Mt wake up call was when i was dancing at my sister in laws 16th B'day last weekend..... I then realise that i was old

how embarrassing.... I don't wanna grow OOOLLLLLLDDDDDDddddddddddd.....

 

 

 

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I'm reading down the list nodding as I go -- remembering how I used to be but alas, am no more...things like drinking before going to the bar to save money cracked me up!

I know, it's horrible feeling LOL and I am only 28, I still haven't gotten use to that when people ask me how old i am i naturally say 25 LOl

I know, it's horrible feeling LOL and I am only 28, I still haven't gotten use to that when people ask me how old i am i naturally say 25 LOl

 

 

Sometimes I have to count back to the year I was born to work out my age as I don't like to think about it any more :hap:

 

Some of the things on that list bought back many fond memories

Still have 'allnighters' but now its cos the boy wont sleep.!

Caught myself licking a tissue and wiping his face the other day...... nnnooooooooooo LOL

Caught myself licking a tissue and wiping his face the other day...... nnnooooooooooo LOL

I refuse to do that - once when i was caught short of wipes i used a tissue and make my son lick it himself :hap:

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LOL ..... I love it when the kids are pulling faces, I am always saying the wind will change and it will stay like that ... THen i remember that is what my parents said to me and a trick my dad did was pulling a face and keeping it that way LOL I did it to the kids and they crapped them selves LMAO .... I love stirring them up LOL, then they realise i was messing with them

i'm only 19 and all that list applies to me. AAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, Oh no you are over the hill Hehehe I wish i was 19 again, sometimes