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Bird jokes 01 (some of these are lame lol but I thought I would post :wub:)

 

Q: Why did the owl, owl?

A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

 

Q: What is a polygon?

A: A dead parrot!

 

Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?

A: The parrots of Penzance!

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A: A firequaker!

 

Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?

A: Hide and Speak!

 

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

 

Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?

A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!

 

Q: What is the definition of Robin?

A: A bird who steals!

 

Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?

A: When they're going cheap!

 

Q: What do parrots eat?

A: Polyfilla!

 

Q: What do you give a sick bird?

A: Tweetment!

 

Q: What bird tastes just like butter?

A: A stork!

 

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?

A: A wise quacker!

 

Q: Which bird is always out of breath?

A: A puffin!

Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

A: Three swallows!

 

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?

A: The feather forecast!

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A: A bird that will talk you ear off!

 

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?

A: A box of quackers!

Edited by Elly

HAHAHAHA !

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated

 

MY FAV! :D

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