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A Quick Joke

Neat
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A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the

burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

 

"You'll get your chance in court," the desk sergeant told

him.

 

"No, no, no!" replied the man. "I want to know how he got

into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to

do that for years!"

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The young couple had just brought their new baby home. The wife suggested,

"Perhaps you should try your hand at changing diapers."

 

"I'm busy. I'll do the next one."

 

The next time came around. Once again, the wife suggested that the husband

change the baby's diaper.

 

"Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

Edited by Neat

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