there was once a boy who needed to go to the toilet.So he said to the teacher can I go to the toilet.then the teacher said do your alphabet. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.Then the teacher said where is the P. Then the boy said running down my leg.

 

There are three people called Shut Up, Manners and Trouble, who go down to the beach to have a game of Hide-And-Seek. Manners hides behind a bin, Trouble hides behind a fat palm tree and Shut Up tries to find them. Shut Up bumps into a policeman who says, "What's your name?" and Shut Up replies, "Shut Up," the policeman says, "Where's your manners, in the bin?"

"Yup," Shut Up replies, as he finds Manners hiding in the bin. "Are you looking for trouble?!" The policeman yells, and Shut Up says:

"Yeah, I've been looking for ages!"

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my kids love that joke