Posted July 3, 200817 yr Q -How do you stop a rhino from charging? A -Take away its credit card. There once was a boy who needed help with his homework, so he asked his mum, she said not now darling, so he went to his father, his father said shut up, so he went to his brother and he said da na na na Batman. So he went to his baby sister and she said, drivin' in my big red car yea! So he went to school the next day, and the teacher said where is your homework, and he said, not now darling, and she said go to the principal, and the boy said shut uuuuup, and then he went to the principal, and the principal said who do you think you are? So he said da na na na Batman! And then the principal said how are you going to get out of this? Drivin' in my big red car, yea! A teacher told the class to go home and write down 3 words that they have done so they went home. 1 of the boys went to the airport and wrote take off, and then he went to the zoo and wrote down zebra, and then he went to his baby sisters room and wrote baby. The next day he went to school, the teacher said what did you write? And he said - Take off ze bra baby. Gotta go walk the dogs, Sam
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