The Parrot

 

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had

 

a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the

 

bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried

 

and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only

 

polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to

 

clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled

 

at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the

 

parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his

 

hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes

 

the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there

 

was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that

 

he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The

 

parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I

 

believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I

 

fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable

 

behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he

 

was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change

in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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(Laughing out loud) .

Love it.

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:rip: Very good :hap: Poor parrot, it must have been a shock seeing the turkey :hap:

Great one Daz!!!!!! :(Laughing out loud): :(Laughing out loud):

Good one Daz.

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