Posted December 15, 200618 yr A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending to ransack, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No-one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a budgie, who pipes up again "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what", says the burglar, "You're only a budgie!" To which the budgie replies "Maybe, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!" Two newies walk into a pet store and say "We'd like four budgies, please." "Certainly," answers the salesman,"Would you like two males and two females, or four males, or four females?" They reply, "We don't care, just give us four budgies, alright!" So the salesman puts 4 budgies in a box and the men carry them out of the pet store. They drive to a tall, steep, cliff. The first guy pulls two budgies out of the box and holds one in each hand. He walks to the edge of the cliff and jumps off. His friend watches him fall down as he reaches the bottom and splatters on the rocks below. "Gee," he says, "this budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be." A man who had recently bought a female budgie with a salty vocabulary got a call from his minister telling him that he was planning to stop by the following week. Worried about the bird's language, he called a friend who had two well behaved male birds. One recited the Lord's prayer, while the other held a rosary in it's claws and repeated Hail Marys. "Would it be okay if I brought my bird over for a few days?" the man asked his buddy. "Maybe my budgie will pick up some good habits from yours." The friend agreed, so the man took his female budgie over and put her in the cagenext to that of the two devout males. Suddenly, the first male budgie stopped praying and turned to the other. "You can knock it off now," he said. "We got what we were praying for." When your pet budgie sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? Q: What do you give a sick Budgie ? A: Tweetment !! Q: Where does a 500lb Budgie sit ? A: Anywhere it wants !! Hahah thses were just a few that made me chuckle :ausb:
December 16, 200618 yr l have heard the first one before . (Laughing out loud) . those are good Edited December 16, 200618 yr by birdluv
December 18, 200618 yr OMG I laughed so loud and hard at the carpet one that my husband told me I should go in the other room if I was going to keep doing that!
