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They Walk Among Us in Retail

 

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge.. I

gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money

back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She

became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was

doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back. Same

scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

 

They Walk Among Us at Starbucks....

 

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande

Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard

that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-

get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my

free Lattes and I walked out the door.

 

They Walk Among Us at the beach....

 

One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them

shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said,

'Where?'

 

They Walk Among Us in Real Estate

 

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking

him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the North?' When

my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for

sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that

stuff.'

 

They Walk Among Us in Tech support

 

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got

a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.

I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a

week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end

the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific..'

 

They Walk Among Us as relatives....

 

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat

belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

 

They Walk Among Us at the Airport

 

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the

lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed

up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained

professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane

arrived yet?'

 

They Walk Among Us at the Pizza Parlor

 

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza

to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it

cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before

responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough

to eat 6 pieces.'

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I think I teach some of these kids

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:rofl: They're some good ones thanks!! :laughter:

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its things like this that keep us ?sane??????????

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:laughter: :laughter: :laughter: :lol::P

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They are awesome! HAHAHAHA! Love it!

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