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Q: Why does a Budgie sleep on one leg?

A: Because if he lifted that leg up too he'd fall over

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Q: Who tells the best Budgie jokes?

A: Comedi-HENS

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Budgie with a Shark?

A: A bird that talks your ear off

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Q: How does a girlie Budgie send a letter to her friend?

A: In a Hen-velope

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Q: Where does a Budgie go when it loses it's tail?

A: A Re-tail store

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Q: What do you give a sick Budgie?

A: Tweetment

 

 

 

Two Irish blokes are standing on the edge of a cliff, one has a budgie on each shoulder. The other has a parrot on one shoulder. The first jumps off the cliff and halfway down the budgies fly off, he hits the ground with a thud and is barely alive as he rolls around groaning upon the rocks. The second man jumps off the cliff and half way down the parrot flies off, the man reaches into his jacket and pulls out a shotgun and shoots the parrot just before he lands upon the rocks.

As they both lie there in pain the first man comments “I don’t think much of this Budgie jumping” The other replies “I don’t think much of this free fall parrot shooting either”.

 

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I love them!

Especially the last one about the budgie jumping and parrot shooting! Lol

Great job Pride

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I laughed when i first saw the picture two.

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