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THE FAT BUDGIE

I have a little budgie He is my very pal I take him walks in Britain I hope I always shall.

I call my budgie Jeffrey My grandads name's the same I call him after grandad Who had a feathered brain.

Some people don't like budgies The little yellow brats They eat them up for breakfast Or give them to their cats.

My uncle ate a budgie It was so fat and fair. I cried and called him Ronnie He didn't seem to care

Although his name was Arthur It didn't mean a thing. He went into a petshop And ate up everything.

The doctors looked inside him, To see what they could do, But he had been too greedy He died just like a zoo.

My Jeffrey chirps and twitters When I walk into the room, I make him scrambled egg on toast And feed him with a spoon.

He sings like other budgies But only when in trim But most of all on Sunday Thats when I plug him in.

He flies about the room sometimes And sits upon my bed And if he's really happy He does it on my head.

He's on a diet now you know From eating far too much They say if he gets fatter He'll have to wear a crutch.

It would be funny wouldn't it A budgie on a stick Imagine all the people Laughing till they're sick.

So that's my budgie Jeffrey Fat and yellow too I love him more than daddie And I'm only thirty two.

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That is a ridiculous poem, but very funny. :)

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I like it :lol:

Edited by Flip-trainer

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Lmao

Cute

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