amanda 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Member ID: 6,512 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 87 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 805 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/01/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 9, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like To buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches" "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!" The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ............ . I've got Windoooooows!" i know this has nothing to do with budgies but the colour of the text is a similar colour to my budgies stomach Edited January 23, 2011 by **KAZ** typos Link to comment
Ratzy 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Member ID: 5,628 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 77 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1,283 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8,095 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 30/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 22, 2012 Birthday: 26/03/1998 Share Posted January 22, 2011 How do you drown a blonde? Glue a mirror to the bottom of the pool..... Link to comment
amanda 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Member ID: 6,512 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 87 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 805 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/01/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 9, 2011 Author Share Posted January 22, 2011 thats a good joke Link to comment
Ratzy 0 Posted January 23, 2011 Member ID: 5,628 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 77 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1,283 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8,095 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 30/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 22, 2012 Birthday: 26/03/1998 Share Posted January 23, 2011 What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever..... Link to comment
splat 0 Posted January 24, 2011 Member ID: 3,340 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 202 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4,891 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 27,770 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 17/04/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19, 2014 Birthday: 13/05/1958 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Not commenting.... I am blonde..... I think they should have some brunette jokes too because I find they dye their hair blonde and they are the dumbest of all. Link to comment
GenericBlue 0 Posted January 24, 2011 Member ID: 4,737 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 106 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 5,156 Content Per Day: 0.92 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 28,240 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 08/09/1973 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Not commenting.... I am blonde..... I think they should have some brunette jokes too because I find they dye their hair blonde and they are the dumbest of all. having also blonde hair well not so much anymore but i started blonde till i had three children so im blonde just ash blonde now i agree with you splat Link to comment
splat 0 Posted January 24, 2011 Member ID: 3,340 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 202 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4,891 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 27,770 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 17/04/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19, 2014 Birthday: 13/05/1958 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Thanks GB Link to comment
amanda 0 Posted January 24, 2011 Member ID: 6,512 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 87 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 805 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/01/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 9, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 There are brunette jokes out there i have heard a few there just not as funny and i do no memorise them don't take blonde jokes personally not all blondes are dumb just some Link to comment
splat 0 Posted January 25, 2011 Member ID: 3,340 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 202 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4,891 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 27,770 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 17/04/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19, 2014 Birthday: 13/05/1958 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Hey need to stick up for the poor blondes.... I am saying that the some of the ones that dye there hair blonde are much dumber that some of the true blondes and they are the ones that give blondes a bad name. I am not being serious here just having an opinion.... Link to comment
Ratzy 0 Posted January 25, 2011 Member ID: 5,628 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 77 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1,283 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8,095 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 30/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 22, 2012 Birthday: 26/03/1998 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Yep, I'm sorta blonde too. More brown now but I was blonde. It only applies to some blondes, not all! Link to comment
Squeak_Crumble 0 Posted January 25, 2011 Member ID: 5,236 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 71 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1,025 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 6,515 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 23/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2013 Birthday: 11/06/1997 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I am natrually a light mousy brown, but I have had my hair blond dyed before. (And yes, I am quite intelligent!) I think there is a difference between a blond haird person and a "blonde" person if you get what I mean. Link to comment
**KAZ** 0 Posted January 25, 2011 Member ID: 1,976 Group: Site Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 521 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 25,294 Content Per Day: 1.28 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 152,977 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 24/01/06 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 6, 2015 Birthday: 07/01/1956 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Joke not a discussion on hair colour. Topic closed Link to comment
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