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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,

"I would like To buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.

He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches" "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman.

"That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ............ . I've got Windoooooows!"

i know this has nothing to do with budgies but the colour of the text is a similar colour to my budgies stomach

Edited by **KAZ**
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:lol:

How do you drown a blonde?

 

Glue a mirror to the bottom of the pool.....

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thats a good joke :)

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What do you call a smart blonde?

 

A golden retriever.....

:lol:

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Not commenting.... I am blonde..... I think they should have some brunette jokes too because I find they dye their hair blonde and they are the dumbest of all.

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Not commenting.... I am blonde..... I think they should have some brunette jokes too because I find they dye their hair blonde and they are the dumbest of all.

having also blonde hair well not so much anymore but i started blonde till i had three children so im blonde just ash blonde now

i agree with you splat

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Thanks GB

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There are brunette jokes out there i have heard a few there just not as funny and i do no memorise them :)

 

don't take blonde jokes personally not all blondes are dumb just some :)

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Hey need to stick up for the poor blondes....

I am saying that the some of the ones that dye there hair blonde are much dumber that some of the true blondes and they are the ones that give blondes a bad name.

I am not being serious here just having an opinion....

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Yep, I'm sorta blonde too. More brown now but I was blonde. It only applies to some blondes, not all!

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I am natrually a light mousy brown, but I have had my hair blond dyed before. (And yes, I am quite intelligent!) I think there is a difference between a blond haird person and a "blonde" person if you get what I mean.

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Joke not a discussion on hair colour. Topic closed

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