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Below is a questionnaire you might like to use. If you like it, please answer it on line so that other members can decide whether to put you on their list of possibilities. You can just write 1.a; 2. c; etc.

 

 

 

1. If the answer does not matter, would you prefer

 

a. Hamburger

 

b. Tofu roll

 

c. Strawberries and ice-cream

 

 

 

2. If the answer does not matter, how many budgies would you like to have

 

a. Fewer than 10

 

b. Fewer than 20

 

c. Who cares

 

 

 

3. Are the vegetables in your fridge for

 

a. You alone

 

b. Your budgies

 

c. For you and your birds

 

 

 

4. If you had no vegetables in your fridge, would you

 

a. Get some at once because the birds need them

 

b. Give the budgies extra seed

 

c. Go back to bed and sleep on it

 

 

 

5. If your budgie escaped, would you

 

a. Cry

 

b. Not rest until you had found it

 

c. Escape-proof your bird-keeping facilities

 

d. None of the above

 

e. More than one of the above

 

 

 

6. If you met a prospective partner, would you prefer him/her to

 

a. Have a lot of money

 

b. Have no kids

 

c. Keep budgies

 

 

 

7. Would you describe yourself as particularly

 

a. Good looking

 

b. Clever

 

c. Musical

 

d. Good

 

e. None of the above

 

 

 

8. Do you think election campaigns are

 

a. Boring

 

b. Excruciatingly boring

 

c. Mildly interesting

 

e. Fascinating

 

f. Just exactly what the electorate deserves

 

 

 

9. When you were 5 years old, did you

 

a. Still wet the bed

 

b. Believe in the tooth fairy

 

c. Sook a lot

 

d. Go looking for the pot of gold when you saw a rainbow

 

 

 

10. Which is the most romantic scenario

 

a. Sleeping in

 

b. Holding hands

 

c. Choosing new budgies together

 

d. Offering to clean the aviary while your partner has a day out with the boys/girls

 

 

 

 

 

I am sure you will agree that your answers to this in-depth survey will reveal your very soul and would be likely to rapidly end your single status.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

now thats funny :rofl: your right its down right riveting

NOT :P

come on really you are just being funny arnt you (i hope)

as if your being serious what is answering any of them questions going to tell you about any one :D

the options are not very optional :blink:

 

but a good questionnaire for the very dull

better than the one i made :rofl:

which was none existent,lol

nice effort im sure someone will fill it out

not me its to boring sorry :blush:;)

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It is not serious, GB. :P

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Ahhh I am not single but I think I might have a go at that questionaire later :P

 

But there should be a question

 

ARe you a romantic or not, I think that will help :D

Edited by splat

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Ahhh I am not single but I think I might have a go at that questionaire later :P

 

But there should be a question

 

ARe you a romatic or not, I think that will help :D

 

Sure! Just add it. :blush:

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Gosh I can't even spell :P

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Some people find that endearing you know :P

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i didnt think you were serious :wub:

lol

see i found something out about you already lol that i didnt know cat :)

splat romantic ness as i will call it cause i dont know the real word or( spelling like you :D )

can be looked a pone in many ays so what someone finds romantic others may find stupid :P

however your idealistic romance is something all people think off when romance is spoken of

me i think its over rated but yet i must be the biggest sucker for day dreaming different scenarios for all different

things doesnt have to be partnership related to make something special :D

all things in life should be done to the upmost as to have a good memorrie of it i say

 

 

lifes to short for dullness

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Bump those singles out there in cyber forum world. Hey you all going.

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So if I pop in here and say I am almost 30, single female... reasonable okay looking and given up on finding a soft hearted bloke who loves birds as much as I do... am I going to get dive bombed? LOL

 

I have been single for 6 years... ex hated animals he had to go.... now I am fussy. Although looking after my birds for me if Im sick is a good starting point.

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I'm single but you guys all live far too far away! :)

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I'm single but you guys all live far too far away! :)

I I'm single too, most of you live in another country from me.

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There are a few of us around.

 

I suppose the question is why are we single? What are we doing about it?

 

I once read something that said "you have to love yourself before you can love someone else". I am not sure "I love myself".

 

Here is the question that I am asking - what are you doing about being single? If the answer is nothing, then why not? Are you happy being single or is it that you are afraid of change? What if you make a change and it makes no difference? How will that impact on your self worth?

 

I will start the ball rolling... what an appropriate expression. I do not love myself because of the way I look. What am I doing? I have joined Weight Watchers and I am trying to be more active in losing weight and getting healthier. In 6 weeks I have lost 8 kg's and another weigh in tonight will see that number increase. Once I look in the mirror and do not hate what I see, perhaps it will be easier to believe someone else could not hate what they see.

 

So there is my current story. What about you?

 

No point just saying I am single and not happy about it. What are you doing to remedy that? Anything? Nothing? Why or why not?

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A great post Dave :)

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Im still single coz Scottish men are rubbish! Lol go to pubs and clubs, do lots of different sporty things too. Men dont approach women anymore so it makes it difficult, have tried talking to them but crashed and burned lol! I think most people meet their partners through work or through friends. Unfortunately I work with a bunch of women and all my friends are single women! :)

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Im still single coz Scottish men are rubbish!

LMAO :D :D :D Time to move to Australia :D

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im just to much for anyone person to handle mmmmmm maybe i need a few good men ?????

they could feed me grapes and pour my vodka and all the other realistic things men should do for you , lol

see their that's my problem i dream to much and no one can come up to my standed's :)

 

on a truthful side my experiences have not been really anything to crow about, so i guess its my confidence to be able to actually tell anyone i like them takes a long time sometimes years even ,that keeps me single as im afraid ill just get laughed at or by the time i spit it out their found someone to enjoy their time with :(

i am also very happy with my own company so i can afford to be very picky about people and their morals standards personality's how they treat others how they are around others different situations how they cope lots of things go into account with me so scrutiny is a big bad on my side as i am looking for a certain thing and until i see it i will stay Happy single even if that means forever

 

 

and Dave i always liked you for whom you are, i didn't think you were unattractive

nothing wrong with cuddly either :) it is good however your doing something to improve yourself if that's what you feel you want or need to do im just one though;s people i guess that just figure the right one will like/love you for exactly how what you are and look like however

you tick most of the acquired boxes a lot of woman look for Dave regardless of your weight and you will find that with getting to know someone and just the feeling better that comes with that, weight usually drops off giving that extra boost of self confidence again

your..

smart, funny, secure ,pleasant to look at happy to help out others when possible however put yourself and family first you have something you believe in

use your ability of knowledge to teach one of our most important future things ..... our children , better yet you actually like children

im simply putting forward what i know and see of you im not suggesting we hook up but if i was in your area you would be a candidate to go out with i think you would be an enjoyable person to go out and do stuff with

however im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not your peaice of cake even if you were close to me hee hee

but did use to enjoy a chat with you here and their when i had msn :)

 

good luck in your plight to happiness and healthiness my friend :)

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Thanks GB - some nice words there.

 

As for me, I think that I am getting there. I have now lost 10.4kg's in 7 weeks, so I am headed in the right direction. I am wearing clothes that I grew out of, horizontally, not vertically. I might need to make some new holes on the belt soon, but most of all I am feeling better about myself.

 

I am looking at cooking a dinner for my sister, her hubby, and two friends. 3 of us go to Weight watchers together, and I bought a new WW cookbook the other day. I live on my own, so cooking big meals is something I like to do, but never do, so they jokingly suggested I cook for them one night (I did 3 years Food Tech at uni and I am trained to teach food tech) and I said I would. Tomorrow I am going to try a few recipes in the morning and take them out to my sister's for her and her family to have for dinner. They do not know, so it is a nice surprise for them.

 

I took my two oldest nephews to the premiere of Harry Potter today. Loved it. Emotional movie, the most heart wrenching Harry Potter of them all. And that was all after vacuuming this morning, leaving my house looking awesome.

 

You are so right GB - I am awesome - lol!!!

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Yep, a year later since l last posted and l'm still single. I think l know my problem is that l might be too picky :lol:

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Yep, a year later since l last posted and l'm still single. I think l know my problem is that l might be too picky :lol:

 

no such thing as to picky because if you settle for anything less than you need/want then you will just end up single yet again so.......

me i would ratherbe alone than be unhappy yet together with someone just because its better than alone as to be honest that can never be better and id much rather be alone :blush::wacko::P if you can understand that woopo hee hee i know what i mean so thats okay :)

 

im also ace dave however not as ace as you as i cant spell aoursome like you can i can only sp[ell ace so :( im only ace :P

Edited by birdluv
l hit the edit instead of quote, silly me,,

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Yep, a year later since l last posted and l'm still single. I think l know my problem is that l might be too picky :lol:

 

no such thing as to picky because if you settle for anything less than you need/want then you will just end up single yet again so.......

me i would ratherbe alone than be unhappy yet together with someone just because its better than alone as to be honest that can never be better and id much rather be alone :blush::wacko::P if you can understand that woopo hee hee i know what i mean so thats okay :)

 

im also ace dave however not as ace as you as i cant spell aoursome like you can i can only sp[ell ace so :( im only ace :P

I do understand, l feel the same way.

I'm not ashamed about being alone, it also has it's perks too :P

(sorry for the edit, I did not change anything :) )

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I think I have found where Im going wrong !!.

Wrote a poem for a girl.

 

You are an idiot

You are a bi*ch

Ya Sh*t me to tears and im going down the Pub!!!

 

...............

Edited by Matt Welchman

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I think I have found where Im going wrong !!.

Wrote a poem for a girl.

 

You are an idiot

You are a bi*ch

Ya Sh*t me to tears and im going down the Pub!!!

 

...............

 

Nice poem....

 

 

I have wanted to say this to my missus, but sanity prevailed.. :D

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I think I have found where Im going wrong !!.

Wrote a poem for a girl.

 

You are an idiot

You are a bi*ch

Ya Sh*t me to tears and im going down the Pub!!!

 

...............

lol love it Matt

don't see why she didn't give you fifty and tell ya to go have fun ....m i dont know women hey lol

 

and love the ending to the song clip[ lol sounds like something id say hee hee } you can ask anyone that truly knows me :) (whistles and looks up to right hand side while smirking slightly cheeky )

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Lol Matt.

Well done Dave, I need to do the weight watcher thing, I am not single but Greg told me my backside is as big as.... he aint't far wrong.

I hate to look in the mirror also, so I think It is time for me to do something too , I actually made a NEWS thing LOOSE WEIGHT. haven't got around to it yet though lol

 

But Dave I believe there is some one out there for everyone and I also believe that looks etc are skin deep. I prefer the person underneath . oh yeah and cuddly is good. lol

I have found that pretty blondes or pretty girls are as dump as and so vain and men aren't much different.

 

I had a friend that went out with a guy years ago and this guy spent 3 hours grooming his ugly face , unreal, that is meant to be what women do. what a put off. LOL He didn't look any better by the time he was finished but smelt nice lol.

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