Bird Haven 0 Posted October 1, 2009 What do you call some one with a shovel on there head? Dug.Lol what do you call someone with no shovel in there head? Dugless.Lol What do you call someone with no arms and no legs floating in the pool? Bob.Lol What do you call someone with no arms and no legs at you front door lying on the floor? Mat.lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
calieigh 0 Posted January 20, 2010 Hi. Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:We were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the ***? Boy2:Oh. Wait wait !! Let me finish it first,dear !!!!!!! We were caught sleeping together during lecture in maths class. So guys, --> Think Positive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mysixbabies 0 Posted January 21, 2010 hahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ultrav0x 0 Posted January 21, 2010 Q. What do vegan zombies eat? A. GRAAAAAAINS! Q. How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Two, one to change the lightbulb and the other to check the ingredients. (Lots of my friends are vegans, so it's okay!) Those are the only G rated jokes I can remember Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nubbly5 0 Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) What do you call some one with a shovel on there head? Dug.Lol what do you call someone with no shovel in there head? Dugless.Lol What do you call someone with no arms and no legs floating in the pool? Bob.Lol What do you call someone with no arms and no legs at you front door lying on the floor? Mat.lol What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming across the English Channel? Clever D*ck Edited May 18, 2011 by nubbly5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenericBlue 0 Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) What do you call some one with a shovel on there head? Dug.Lol what do you call someone with no shovel in there head? Dugless.Lol What do you call someone with no arms and no legs floating in the pool? Bob.Lol What do you call someone with no arms and no legs at you front door lying on the floor? Mat.lol What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming across the English Channel? Clever D*ck what do you call a guy nailed to a wall ? ........art what do you call arms and legs nailed to a wall ?.... peaices of art boom boom a womman with one leg ..... Ileane a guy in a paper bag....Russel oh the list goes on and dont start me on baby jokes one i do like though whats black white and red and sits in a tree >>>>>>>? im afraid you will need to pm me for answer as its not child appropriate to wright Edited May 18, 2011 by GenericBlue Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
