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What do you call some one with a shovel on there head?

 

 

 

Dug.Lol

 

what do you call someone with no shovel in there head?

 

 

 

Dugless.Lol

 

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs floating in the pool?

 

 

Bob.Lol

 

 

 

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs at you front door lying on the floor?

 

 

 

 

Mat.lol

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Hi.

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina

Boy2.Oh! I know her

Boy1:How?

Boy2:We were caught sleeping together

Boy1:What the ***?

Boy2:Oh. Wait wait !! Let me finish it first,dear !!!!!!!

We were caught sleeping together during lecture in maths class.

So guys,

--> Think Positive.

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Q. What do vegan zombies eat?

A. GRAAAAAAINS!

 

Q. How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Two, one to change the lightbulb and the other to check the ingredients.

 

 

(Lots of my friends are vegans, so it's okay!)

Those are the only G rated jokes I can remember :huh:

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What do you call some one with a shovel on there head?

 

 

 

Dug.Lol

 

what do you call someone with no shovel in there head?

 

 

 

Dugless.Lol

 

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs floating in the pool?

 

 

Bob.Lol

 

 

 

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs at you front door lying on the floor?

 

 

 

 

Mat.lol

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming across the English Channel?

 

Clever D*ck

Edited by nubbly5

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What do you call some one with a shovel on there head?

 

 

 

Dug.Lol

 

what do you call someone with no shovel in there head?

 

 

 

Dugless.Lol

 

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs floating in the pool?

 

 

Bob.Lol

 

 

 

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs at you front door lying on the floor?

 

 

 

 

Mat.lol

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming across the English Channel?

 

Clever D*ck

 

what do you call a guy nailed to a wall ? ........art

what do you call arms and legs nailed to a wall ?.... peaices of art boom boom

 

a womman with one leg ..... Ileane

 

a guy in a paper bag....Russel

 

oh the list goes on and dont start me on baby jokes

 

 

one i do like though

 

whats black white and red and sits in a tree >>>>>>>?

 

im afraid you will need to pm me for answer :blush: as its not child appropriate to wright

Edited by GenericBlue

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