Elly 0 Posted July 12, 2009 Member ID: 1,641 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 414 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 15,350 Content Per Day: 2.22 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 99,335 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/10/05 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Dear God, Let me give you a list of some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog: 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The litter box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'. 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table. 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. Sincerely, The Dog P.S. When I get to Heaven, do I get my testicles back? Author Unknown Link to comment
bird_paradise 0 Posted July 13, 2009 Member ID: 4,298 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 95 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 804 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 5,615 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 25/04/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 18, 2010 Birthday: 09/11/1994 Share Posted July 13, 2009 :rofl: Thats great thanks for the laugh Elly!! Link to comment
shannon bird breeder 0 Posted July 13, 2009 Member ID: 4,671 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 60 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1,386 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 7,755 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 17/09/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 24, 2011 Birthday: 12/09/1994 Share Posted July 13, 2009 that is funny Link to comment
Montie 0 Posted July 13, 2009 Member ID: 4,561 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 88 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/08/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 26, 2011 Birthday: 22/07/1975 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Link to comment
mattdog2 0 Posted July 14, 2009 Member ID: 5,243 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 28 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 649 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 3,690 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 25/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18, 2010 Birthday: 13/08/1992 Share Posted July 14, 2009 :D Link to comment
Bird Haven 0 Posted July 16, 2009 Member ID: 4,410 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 396 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 2,720 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/06/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 15, 2010 Birthday: 12/04/1997 Share Posted July 16, 2009 oh that was so funny.Lol Link to comment
Houman 0 Posted March 14, 2010 Member ID: 5,901 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 388 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 2,097 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2020 Birthday: 01/01/1994 Share Posted March 14, 2010 :laughter: Link to comment
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