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A Letter To God From The Dog

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Dear God,

 

Let me give you a list of some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:

 

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

 

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

 

3. The litter box is not a cookie jar.

 

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

 

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

 

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

 

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

 

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

 

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

 

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

 

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

 

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

 

Sincerely,

The Dog

 

P.S. When I get to Heaven, do I get my testicles back?

 

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:rofl: Thats great thanks for the laugh Elly!! :rolleyes:

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:D :D

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:laughter:

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