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A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front

of a huge mock up of a heart, made up of flowers.

When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said

their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart

closed.

 

Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.

 

The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

 

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

 

"What's so funny about that?"

 

"I'm a gynecologist.

 

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:):P :laughter:
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:):P :laughter:
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funny funny funny ;):P

 

hee hee hee hee :wub:

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Whats a gynecologist???

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oh boy... I'm not answering that one...

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oh boy... I'm not answering that one...

 

;) hehe... a gynecologist is, to put it sweetly, a "lady doctor" :rofl:

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Oh I see!!!!!!

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hahahaaa Im not sure which had me giggling most.. the joke or the replys after heheheee :rolleyes:

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