melbournebudgies 0 Posted September 30, 2008 Member ID: 4,233 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 329 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4,498 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 28,540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/04/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 2, 2010 Birthday: 17/12/1982 Share Posted September 30, 2008 My four year old is a classic and definately good for a laugh if you listen closely to what he says... In a discussion of who was the biggest and smallest in our family: Alex: Maxie is the smallest and mummy is the biggest Me: What about daddy? Alex: No, he's not the biggest, he's the giantist!!! Today at the doctors when the doctor checked his ears: Alex: Mum, can you see the light coming out my other ear? Me: No darling, your brain is in the way Alex: You can see my brain?!!! Anyone else have a kid classic to share? Link to comment
Angelic Vampyre 0 Posted September 30, 2008 Member ID: 3,545 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 207 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2,028 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 13,140 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/07/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 26, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I like giving you hugs more then mummy cause you're all soft like a giant pillow only in the shape of a person. Hmmmm i think he was saying I was fat! Link to comment
Elly 0 Posted September 30, 2008 Member ID: 1,641 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 414 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 15,350 Content Per Day: 2.23 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 99,335 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/10/05 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I know my kids have said the darnest things too I just can't remember right now LOL Link to comment
deb 0 Posted September 30, 2008 Member ID: 3,867 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 198 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1,737 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 11,910 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23, 2011 Birthday: 25/09/1970 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Jadon my 4year old takes the meaning of everything i say literally which can be funny sometimes. The other day i was having coffee and he wanted me to eat grapes with my coffee, i told him i could not because they would not mix. His answer was to have some coffee and then a grape and sit still and don't shake. Link to comment
Erin 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 4,185 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 171 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1,050 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 23/03/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 9, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Very cute. My nephew Alistair was over one day (he was 3 at the time) and I asked him if he could say the word "gorilla" He said: "Nawwww, my mouth's too short" Link to comment
**KAZ** 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 1,976 Group: Site Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 521 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 25,294 Content Per Day: 1.28 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 152,977 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 24/01/06 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 6, 2015 Birthday: 07/01/1956 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I was babysitting a friends five year old and we were driving somewhere.... We stopped at the orange light at an intersection. He asked why I stopped. I explained that you are meant to slow down and stop at an orange traffic light. He said.... "Mummy just yells out DARK GREEN and drives faster !! " :question: Link to comment
Neat 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 3,275 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 321 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 5,171 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,845 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 27/03/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2010 Birthday: 22/05/1980 Share Posted October 1, 2008 :question: That is a crack up Deb :bow: ... okay you'd think that my kids would be funny .. Yep well they are sooo serious it's not funny ... They come out with the occasional funny thing but Nope they are funny! When Talia was 4 I took her for a drive I pointed out to her "Look Tj Purple Horses" Having a little chuckle to my self .. She turns around and say " Mum that's the color of their rugs, you sure don't know much do you " :bliss: Link to comment
**KAZ** 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 1,976 Group: Site Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 521 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 25,294 Content Per Day: 1.28 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 152,977 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 24/01/06 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 6, 2015 Birthday: 07/01/1956 Share Posted October 1, 2008 When Talia was 4 I took her for a drive I pointed out to her "Look Tj Purple Horses" Having a little chuckle to my self ..She turns around and say " Mum that's the color of their rugs, you sure don't know much do you " :hi: :question: :bliss: :bow: Link to comment
melbournebudgies 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 4,233 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 329 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4,498 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 28,540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/04/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 2, 2010 Birthday: 17/12/1982 Author Share Posted October 1, 2008 (edited) And it will only get worse Neat, it won't be until her early 20s that she actually realises that she doesn't know more than you :question: My mum and dad used to have a sign on their wall at home that read: Teenagers Move out, get a job and pay your own bills.. while you still know everything :bliss: Edited October 1, 2008 by maesie changed b to be Link to comment
Neat 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 3,275 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 321 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 5,171 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,845 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 27/03/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2010 Birthday: 22/05/1980 Share Posted October 1, 2008 LOL for a 6 year old she is Soooo serious! But I will "work" on Dylan to have a sense of humor Link to comment
maesie 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 3,838 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4,386 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 27,580 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 18/11/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2013 Birthday: 20/04/1979 Share Posted October 1, 2008 We were having a discussion with my 3ish year old nephew. Our AFL footy team had just lost the Grand final ( :hug: ), we explained we were sad but it's not important in life. He then said... "what's important in your life"... most of us replied family and friends etc... when we asked him, he said "It's important, that when you are near a volcano, you must run very fast so the lava doesn't get you... that's important" :laughter: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment
Neat 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 3,275 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 321 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 5,171 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,845 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 27/03/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2010 Birthday: 22/05/1980 Share Posted October 1, 2008 :laughter: :rofl: :laughter: :rofl: :laughter: :rofl: That is funny as - Can i swap kids !!!! Link to comment
birdluv 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 2,137 Group: Global Moderators Followers: 0 Topic Count: 144 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4,842 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 31,670 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 14/03/06 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 30, 2018 Birthday: 06/04/1978 Share Posted October 1, 2008 (edited) lol, it is so funny what comes out of the mouths of little ones. My 4 year old niece is always cracking me up Edited October 1, 2008 by birdluv Link to comment
deb 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 3,867 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 198 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1,737 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 11,910 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23, 2011 Birthday: 25/09/1970 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I remember when my eldest son was about 3 i caught him picking his nose so i asked him if he wanted a tissue and he replied" No Its okay I got my finger" Link to comment
melbournebudgies 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Member ID: 4,233 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 329 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4,498 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 28,540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/04/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 2, 2010 Birthday: 17/12/1982 Author Share Posted October 1, 2008 :thumbs_up: I've got one of those Deb Link to comment
thk 0 Posted October 2, 2008 Member ID: 3,445 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 55 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 400 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 2,730 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 29/05/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 18, 2010 Birthday: 17/08/1948 Share Posted October 2, 2008 You may know the song "We're not gonna take it" (Twisted Sister).. my 4 year old grand daughter quite seriously sings "We're not going to daycare, no, we're not going to daycare... we're not going to daycare...any more!!" and like Deb's... when my first son was 2 or 3 he took everything we said seriously. I remember clearly when he was playing on the floor in a doorway with his little cars and we told him "get out of the road with those cars please".. you guessed it.. he picked up his little cars and headed outside to go and play on the road! Link to comment
deb 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Member ID: 3,867 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 198 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1,737 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 11,910 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23, 2011 Birthday: 25/09/1970 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I know this is a old topic but Jadon my 5 year old came out with a funny one this morning that i had to share. He was getting very emotional so i was trying to calm him down and talk to him and he told me" stop saying so many words at me Mum or i am going to get a word headache" Link to comment
melbournebudgies 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Member ID: 4,233 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 329 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4,498 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 28,540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/04/08 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 2, 2010 Birthday: 17/12/1982 Author Share Posted October 21, 2008 :laughter: Deb Mine is 4 going on 14, he puts his hand up in front (talk to the hand style) and says, I don't want to hear your voice right now mum, I'm feeling grumpy To which I normally reply 'you will hear my voice whether you like it or not now sit down and listen'. He then rolls his eyes at me and plonks on the bed with his arms crossed Link to comment
deb 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Member ID: 3,867 Group: Site Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 198 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1,737 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 11,910 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/07 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23, 2011 Birthday: 25/09/1970 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Your 4 year old sounds so much like my 5 year old, last week when i was trying to talk to him he walked away and pointed his backside at me and told me to talk to the butt, i told him i was going to smack the butt not talk to it. My 13 year old son taught that one to him. Link to comment
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