Matt Welchman

Singles Thread

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I have a brother who is looking for someone. He drinks a bit too much and his personal hygiene is pretty poor. He is always scratching his crotch or picking his nose. He is 30 and still lives with mum and dad.

 

If anyone is keen please PM me, there may be a dowry involved. I am sure mum and dad would pay handsomely to anyone to take him off thier hands.

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I have a brother who is looking for someone. He drinks a bit too much and his personal hygiene is pretty poor. He is always scratching his crotch or picking his nose. He is 30 and still lives with mum and dad.

 

If anyone is keen please PM me, there may be a dowry involved. I am sure mum and dad would pay handsomely to anyone to take him off thier hands.

 

 

LMAO !!! :D :D :D

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I have a brother who is looking for someone. He drinks a bit too much and his personal hygiene is pretty poor. He is always scratching his crotch or picking his nose. He is 30 and still lives with mum and dad.

 

If anyone is keen please PM me, there may be a dowry involved. I am sure mum and dad would pay handsomely to anyone to take him off thier hands.

 

Wow! Great marketing skills there!!

 

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I have a brother who is looking for someone. He drinks a bit too much and his personal hygiene is pretty poor. He is always scratching his crotch or picking his nose. He is 30 and still lives with mum and dad.

 

If anyone is keen please PM me, there may be a dowry involved. I am sure mum and dad would pay handsomely to anyone to take him off thier hands.

 

Wow! Great marketing skills there!!

 

 

Yeah it's a gift.

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I have a brother who is looking for someone. He drinks a bit too much and his personal hygiene is pretty poor. He is always scratching his crotch or picking his nose. He is 30 and still lives with mum and dad.

 

If anyone is keen please PM me, there may be a dowry involved. I am sure mum and dad would pay handsomely to anyone to take him off thier hands.

 

Wow! Great marketing skills there!!

 

 

Yeah it's a gift.

 

 

lol well i have got a invisible ink tattoo thats on my forehead that says

IF YOUR A ******* THEN IM A SUCKER >>>:)

 

had it all my life but you can only see it if your a **** and it also must explain that i give everyone 3 chances before evaluating

im hopeing to find a lazer treatment that camn rid me of it all together

 

i was saying to splat the other day i think if im ever to find a real person/man then like our birds i need to be grabbed and match paired with out choice lol as my radar is just off the rictor when it comes to personal judgment in the form of ...relationship choice

however i am strike two at moment two ******** latter i put my own rule on myself lol third strike im out totally and will just live on as a spinster :)

 

(ford mob nothing a good soaking and a foot up the **** cant fix hee hee tie his hand to his head and no more ball scratching or nose picking as for the drinking could be a good thing cause he will be oblivious as to what going on lol ) its amazing he hasnt seen my tattoo by sounds of it ba ha ha ha

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Had to edit a swear word that wasn't picked up. =D

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I have a brother who is looking for someone. He drinks a bit too much and his personal hygiene is pretty poor. He is always scratching his crotch or picking his nose. He is 30 and still lives with mum and dad.

 

If anyone is keen please PM me, there may be a dowry involved. I am sure mum and dad would pay handsomely to anyone to take him off thier hands.

 

OMG is he for real. lol

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Hi, Ford mob sounds like bro might need a role model to learn from., how about giving Mum & Dad a break and take on the challenge?

 

You could get bouquets or brickbats as thanks but either way you tried.:rolleyes:

 

Sounds like your going great guns Dave keep up the good work. :P

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4073 Views , Interesting .

 

I should be on the payroll for this HOT topic !!

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Single not for long though ;D

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